Quote of the Day

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:08 pm

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:29 pm

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

Oscar Levant

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:05 am

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Jackie Mason

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:01 pm

"dont play that mate, someone has just had a jackpot out of it"

the local fucknut.

normally you play it and find it dropping too lol.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:26 pm

Silent g mate, that is probably one of the most annoying things someone can do next to "secretly" watching you play. :x

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:13 pm

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.

William H. Borah

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:36 am

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Steven Wright

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:41 am

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:54 am

You can't have your cake and eat it.

Unkown

This quote has always bugged me, why the fuck would you want a cake you couldn't eat? Why can't I have my cake and eat it? Thats why I want a cake in the first place, TO EAT IT!! Someone help me on this one guys, have I got the wrong end of the stick or something here?

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:53 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_one's ... eat_it_too

I particularly enjoyed the Italian version : vuoi la botte piena e la moglie ubriaca ("you want your bottle full of wine and your wife drunk")

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:42 pm

Thankyou blackmogu, next time I shall use your italian version as it makes much more sense.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:50 am

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

George Bernard Shaw

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:14 am

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Aristotle

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:20 am

"No Spray, No Lay"

"No Armani, No punani"

Restroom assistants all over the UK

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:23 am

I get a boner seeing everything go red!

Stevie S (On Fruit Machines)