What goes in Room 101

pokerkingqueen · Post by **pokerkingqueen** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:03 am

i put condoms in room 101

and take out a spare pay as you go simcard incase (moderators name) `s mum wants to call me back

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:11 pm

16, Luck.

This is because I get no good luck whatsoever, only bad.

I'm the sort of unlucky sod who goes home at the end of the day making a minimal amount to find some tosser has burgled my house.

Hang on, I'm not finished yet.

I then make myself a nice cup of tea to get over the shock, only to find that after taking a couple of swigs, the c**t had also had a crap in the kettle . . . . . .

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:03 am

Ford diesel engines and their frail timing belts.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:33 am

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:16, Luck.

This is because I get no good luck whatsoever, only bad.

think i got your share today. but if you start blaming 'luck' you are on a never-ending losing streak.
take it when it's there but never expect it, less still think that you deserve it.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:01 pm

17, The Light Of India Restaurant in Dover

Went there a few nights ago for a Prawn Puri for starter, followed by a King Prawn . . . er . . . Kashi. . Karai. . . . A king Prawn thing anyway.

I'm betting the first course was pre-chewed by the chef (if you could call him that - I'd prefer to call him a useless to**er), and the main course was nothing more than a Birds-Eye boil-in-the-bag thing mixed with Domestos and diarrhoea.

This place is rotten, should be renamed the The Shite Of India or the Sewer of Delhi.

Don't go there!

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:34 pm

Heh! I've been there!

Really, really bad!

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:58 am

the worst indian in history has to be the one opposite varsity on london road in leicster,god damn discusting and one member of staff working

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:53 am

Italian joint aint it? how long ago we talking?

JG · Post by JG » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:35 pm

My vote goes to Cafe Nawaz in Cardiff. I ordered a Jalfreeeeeezi, which yeah, yeah, I know is a dish created by English chefs for Indian chefs to sell to English people.
However, usually a Jalfreezi is delicious, an oniony heaven. Domestos and diarrhoea! Beautifully put, I wouldn't go as far as to say diarrhoea, but definitely Domestos. More chemicals than a periodic table of elements. Disgustique! Uuurgh!

That said, there was a £5 Flashback in one of the Shipleys. The sound was all wrong. If I ever go back, I will help them resolve their EPOCH sound issues and maybe grind down any excess circuitry and sell it to cafe Nawaz as an ingredient they might like to put in one of their curries. BLUUURGH!

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:23 pm

no it was an indian mate theres quite a few on that road,i ordered chicken tikka dhansak and got a plate of shit literally

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:00 pm

racists and bullshiting chancers

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:56 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:48 am

18, Sssssilly Whissssstling Sssssap.

I was on a WIYB yesterday, and it was playing up - you know, the usual numbers losing when you expect (or hope) they'd win and the like. Now, as I was running out of time, I was getting more and more wound up with the thing. 7 higher . . . 11, higher . . . 12, skill . . . bonus . . . . going red, most of the time. Grrrr!

Right! that's it! It must be someone's fault (surely not mine for playing it bad though), but who can I blame?

A quick look around the pub for the scapegoat, but try as I might, there's no-one I can fairly accuse of putting a hex on me or the fruit. No kids crying, no babies wailing, no Wayne & Waynetta's having an argument about who gets the last of the giro, no big-mouth making the fictitious phone calls to the non-existent contact about the big drug deal that's been done and hence now they're all millionaires, not even a single person eating a bag of crisps!

Gotta be someone surely!

Then there it is! Some bloke who I couldn't see, but could hear. Every "S" that he spoke was pronounced with a shrill. Most annoying. What's he done to get a voice like this? Swallowed a flute?

It was only when my mate pointed him out that I took any notice of it, but after that it got right in my head.

(Had to edit this - noticed I put a 13 in place of a 12)

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:59 am

By the way, I was going to stick the Tomato & Basil soup from the Pumpkins at the train stations in here too because of the price but, changed my mind as it does taste very nice - even though it does look like something you'd often see on the pavement outside the pub on a saturday night.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:02 am

Gulp it down, you know you love it