What goes in Room 101

[aaamusements.co.uk]

I hate Polish too. Apart from Brasso.

[trayhop123]

happy shoper baked beans , taste like bullets

[trayhop123]

oh and my room 101 entry has to be benidorm in november

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

13, Seedless grapes from Marks & Spencers

I bought two individual packs of these today and both lots had at least three seeds in each pack.

[betchrider]

I dooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttt bbbbbbbbbeeeeeeellllllllllleeeeeeeeeeiiiiiivvvvveeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

And they weren't just seeds . . . . . . . they were M&S seeds.

[Scott]

That advert could make a bag of grapes look awesome, hmmmmmm yum!

[thecannonball89]

Fruitchat

[aaamusements.co.uk]

And they weren't just seeds . . . . . . . they were M&S seeds.

Good one!

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

14, Smith & Jones's loyalty card. Totally useless. Can't be used anywhere else except Epsom. Which in turn offers you no discount on anything that you actually want.

[trayhop123swife]

if i could put anything in room 101 it would be lee


after that often used lie ....... see you at 5 oclock ....which in slotters terms means 9 oclock :x :x :x :x :x :x

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

15, Chinese waiters

No racism intended here, but around four years ago, Dave Buckland, Myself, Jonny (T Wing) Wong & one of his mates were up in Liverpool for the Grandslams in the casinos there, & decided to go for a meal in Manchester.

They ordered their food and as I got a menu written in just Chinese/Mandarin, I was pointing at various item asking "What's this?" or "What's that?". Everything I pointed at was met with Jonny's mate saying in a load voice to the waiter something like: "HOY! HOY! ARR HOY EE HOY!"

Eventually I chose something that looked edible and not moving. When the food came to the table, they all had two dishes each and their sundries, and I got SIX! apparently everything I was pointing at, they thought I was wanting!

[thecannonball89]

15, Chinese waiters

No racism intended here, but around four years ago, Dave Buckland, Myself, Jonny (T Wing) Wong & one of his mates were up in Liverpool for the Grandslams in the casinos there, & decided to go for a meal in Manchester.

They ordered their food and as I got a menu written in just Chinese/Mandarin, I was pointing at various item asking "What's this?" or "What's that?". Everything I pointed at was met with Jonny's mate saying in a load voice to the waiter something like: "HOY! HOY! ARR HOY EE HOY!"

Eventually I chose something that looked edible and not moving. When the food came to the table, they all had two dishes each and their sundries, and I got SIX! apparently everything I was pointing at, they thought I was wanting!

Classic

[Mattb]

Sorry but old people driving has to go in there. They shouldn't be driving cars. 20 in 30-40 zones, 40 on 60 roads and 50 on motorways is fucking dangerous and fucking fucking infuriating. No wonder there's so much anger on the tarmac. Get them off the bloomin' road. I'm only moaning about this as i had to overtake an old on a 30 road on the way home tonight as she was doing 20mph at 11:30pm with no cars around. Move your arse! :x :x

[Houston]

Agreed.

I remember having a blazing row with some guy in a bookies after I commented on an old fart (I know we've all gotta get there (hopefully)) driving at 38 in a sixty and refusing to either speed up or let me pass.

"If he wants to drive that slow, it's up to them. So long as they're not breaking the speed limit".

"Ok", I said, "But when he got to a thirty, he carried on doing 38".

To which he stated: "Yeah, but he's not much over though . . . ."

Tosser! He can bugger off into Room 101 aswell then.