brand and woss

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:41 pm

same again but a bit better clarity

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JG · Post by JG » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:48 pm

Ok petera, that was a good joke, but this one is better.

A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo village but is having trouble interacting with the villagers.
Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won't talk to him.
The villager responds that he has not been initiated as a man.
He ask's what do I have to do?
The villager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bare hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.
The man says he will do it.
That night there's a big party to initiate the stranger.
Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle of Vodka.
He down's about half without much trouble, but the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him another.
He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the crowd claps and sings.
Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.
The chief picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave.
He staggers over and climbs in.
Suddenly there's a huge commotion from within the cave.
Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in pain.
Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,
Okaaaay now where's the woman I gotta kill?

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:02 pm

Wasn't Great Britain supposed to be the home of humour?

A nation who could laugh at our own as well as other peoples' expense?

Not anymore it seems.

Yeah, they did go way overboard with their prank, and deserved a rollocking, but for one to resign and the other suspended is a bit much I think.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:07 pm

Russell Brand was always out of place on Radio 2.

Good riddance to him, means I won't have to switch it off should I happen to be listening on a Saturday evening.
Good result IMHO.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:14 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:Wasn't Great Britain supposed to be the home of humour?

A nation who could laugh at our own as well as other peoples' expense?

Says who? Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross?

JG · Post by JG » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:36 pm

I'd much rather have the soft lyrical Irish hum of Terry Wogan than that pair put together. Russell Brand can have moments of comic genius when messing about, but all that crap about ballsacks? Leave it out. Jonathon Woss is good at chatting with celebrities and talking about films, but seeing as he is now always chaperoned by Ricky Gervais who is funnier than he is, it seems pointless having him there to be honest. Plus that flippin' salary!?! How much? How much? How much? How much? said Jim as I repeatedly changed stake on The Royle Family.

Who is to blame?

Wrong question. It's what is to blame? The answer is 'a complete f'ing lack of common sense'. Nothing more you can say apart from I'm sure I've had lines time out on a dial, sure of it. Well if not it wasn't going above £8 anyway and if it's this so called super swanky saved up compensated reflexed pot then it should have whizzed up to £35 almost straight away. I mean look at GZWI when it's 'dead', fast cash is much harder isnt it? I mean you can't hit £20 slowed down on the emulator can you? Eh?'

Back on topic, I made sure I didn't feed the corporate BEEB machine by watching Newsnight last night. Made sure of it. If they want to chew their dirty laundry to appease something that never needed appeasing and shouldn't have been there in the first place, that's up to them. Bollocks to all those idiots!!!"

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:16 am

tbh the brand guy aint my cup of tea either ,dick sacks are funny to a certain degree,but then you have your eleventh birthday.
as for wossy,seems like he needs to slavver over whoever is "in vogue" comedian of the moment............however ,i do find the guy somewhat funny,sychophanticity aside.
the "right on" bbc seems to have blown this way out of proportion in a politically correct, overkill kind of way.
poor old mr sachs must be counting his blessings that his christian name is'nt richard,....................brand would have had a wight laff,hold on.......
that would have been wossy.

not laughing now are they?.....................QUE?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:27 am

Thing that has most annoyed me is that 95% of these complainers wouldn't have bothered if they weren't told to do so by the press. All the medias fault this has spiralled so much out of control. Do people really have nothing better to do?

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:40 am

The grandaughter is quite fit, looks decent in all that pvc bondage

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:26 pm

mr lugsy wrote:same again but a bit better clarity

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mr lugsy, have you seen the film The Aristocrats? It is pretty much a documentary of loads of comedians doing their own interpretation of the same joke. I laughed, but bits of it were uncomfortable viewing.

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:31 pm

HorseRacingKing wrote:The grandaughter is quite fit, looks decent in all that pvc bondage

Any pics?

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:34 pm

The Sport had a porno shes appeared in available the other day.The sport neverlets you down does it?Oh and i think it got priority on the 6 oclock news the other night over people starvin worldwide.Go figure?

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:24 pm

Whats her name? Will google her.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:21 pm

[quote=""stevenseagal"[/quote"]

mr lugsy, have you seen the film The Aristocrats? It is pretty much a documentary of loads of comedians doing their own interpretation of the same joke. I laughed, but bits of it were uncomfortable viewing.[/quote]

not seen it mate,wish i seen andy sachs ' grandaughters porno though

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:51 pm

Does anyone have Sachs' phone number? I wanna ring him n pretend to be the guy who is in the porno with her.