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GaryChandler
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HorseRacingKing
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GaryChandler
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GaryChandler
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Arrrgh sodding paintballing. Do you realise how much one of those bastard blobs of paints in the bollocks actually HURTS?!?
Usually done after a Stag do in mid November so you're cold, blurry, dead, lethargic, sick and pitted against the stag's mates from work who are all working for some sports science research company and as a result are super fit.
SPLAT-A--PLATTA-RATTA-TATA-TAT as the blobs of gunk blob into you. In the end you find a bunker to hide in and you drift off to sleep. Only to be woken by another SPLAT-A--PLATTA-RATTA-TATA-TAT as some evil buffoon aims for the ghoulies once again.
Give me the tank battles or clay pigeon shooting any day. On the last one the two discs whizzed by so quick and I had two rounds in the shot gun. My arm was aching and tired so I just pretended I was in a bank robbery and shot off at random! BANG! BANG! Also it took me quite a while to realise that the bloke who releases the discs is right next to me and I don't need to bellow out 'PULL' at the top of my lungs. Bit of a blond moment.
Blond. Sponsors of The Fonejacker. Anyone watching that? I've got mixed feelings about the new series, although I do like Mr. Dufrais. S for..............
Stratosphere.
Usually done after a Stag do in mid November so you're cold, blurry, dead, lethargic, sick and pitted against the stag's mates from work who are all working for some sports science research company and as a result are super fit.
SPLAT-A--PLATTA-RATTA-TATA-TAT as the blobs of gunk blob into you. In the end you find a bunker to hide in and you drift off to sleep. Only to be woken by another SPLAT-A--PLATTA-RATTA-TATA-TAT as some evil buffoon aims for the ghoulies once again.
Give me the tank battles or clay pigeon shooting any day. On the last one the two discs whizzed by so quick and I had two rounds in the shot gun. My arm was aching and tired so I just pretended I was in a bank robbery and shot off at random! BANG! BANG! Also it took me quite a while to realise that the bloke who releases the discs is right next to me and I don't need to bellow out 'PULL' at the top of my lungs. Bit of a blond moment.
Blond. Sponsors of The Fonejacker. Anyone watching that? I've got mixed feelings about the new series, although I do like Mr. Dufrais. S for..............
Stratosphere.
- Martal~Wombat
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Yeah i agree paintballing is evil. I got shot in the back of the hand from about 5 feet when i went, needless to say it took all the skin off, bled like a bastard and went totally numb for about an hour so i couldn't really carry on. Wear gloves is my advice! They get fired at like 100mph those paintballs, and the fookin hurt!
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