surely you gotta laugh at this!
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thecannonball89
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Horse Racing Princess is only used to his paper round money thats why £45 seems a lot to him ..........harry2 wrote:We employ a lot of external trainers and £45 an hour is way below the going rate.
And she's certainly never won that on the horses .......
Well not unless she backed one to come 12th !
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Matt Vinyl
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I wouldn't be surprised if you were looking at a three figure number possibly beginning wih a 2 or a 3.We employ a lot of external trainers and £45 an hour is way below the going rate.
Only do it as a hobby at the moment, but it's another skill to have.
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
Interesting stuff Mr. Vinyl.
Be gentle with me, I'm not up to spec on the corporate world of 'external training' but basically, a company wants their employees, or a selection of their employees to brush up their skills on the old Photoshop?
Presumably they contact a company which has some 'external trainers' on the books and a person(s) comes down to show them their skillz on the required application?
Presumably (this reply is rather presumptious) the £200+/hr is the rate that the external training company charges the company requiring the training. The 'bloke on the books' sees 25% of that + expenses?
As sorry, but just for being a bit of a whizz on Photoshop, or even enough of a blagger to just get people skilled enough to use the darn thing for basic level applications, £200+/hr, jeeez, that's better pay than an actually(*) for Gawd's sake.
Someone spill the beans on this external trainers method please and don't say leave your Reeboks in the garden overnight.
PMs only if it's still sensitive.
(*) actually I meant actuary.
I'll charge £40/hr to show you how to set the margins in Microsoft Works Word Processor. Or £30/hr to show you how to sketch up a dial in paint and put it as your avatar. Actaury I think I'm short shrifting myself there, add a zero to them tariffs. Ta.
Orchiodectomys to you all,
JG
Be gentle with me, I'm not up to spec on the corporate world of 'external training' but basically, a company wants their employees, or a selection of their employees to brush up their skills on the old Photoshop?
Presumably they contact a company which has some 'external trainers' on the books and a person(s) comes down to show them their skillz on the required application?
Presumably (this reply is rather presumptious) the £200+/hr is the rate that the external training company charges the company requiring the training. The 'bloke on the books' sees 25% of that + expenses?
As sorry, but just for being a bit of a whizz on Photoshop, or even enough of a blagger to just get people skilled enough to use the darn thing for basic level applications, £200+/hr, jeeez, that's better pay than an actually(*) for Gawd's sake.
Someone spill the beans on this external trainers method please and don't say leave your Reeboks in the garden overnight.
PMs only if it's still sensitive.
(*) actually I meant actuary.
I'll charge £40/hr to show you how to set the margins in Microsoft Works Word Processor. Or £30/hr to show you how to sketch up a dial in paint and put it as your avatar. Actaury I think I'm short shrifting myself there, add a zero to them tariffs. Ta.
Orchiodectomys to you all,
JG
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HorseRacingKing
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