CHIPPED!!!

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:13 am

Yes, and what will happen when you use your rubber fork a few times? It'll be blunt. D'oh!

Another one for the stupid factory along with inflatable dartboards, waterproof teabags, solar powered torches and chocolate fireguards.

Pheature · Post by **Pheature** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:16 am

hahah O Gawd!!!!! ... i've herd of humor but that shits crackin...

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:30 am

...and crack it would, if you tried to use hard shit for a fork! lol

Man, I'm struggling to keep up here!

Pheature · Post by **Pheature** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:32 am

hahahaha ... alrite man!!!! go to a dentist, im sure they can mend that shit rite up for you lol

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:00 pm

How does rubber crack ffs lol

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:55 pm

Well, condoms are only 99.9% safe...

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:25 pm

[quote="Matt Vinyl"]Well, condoms are only 99.9% safe... ]

Cracking and Splitting are two different terms Matt, your English is confusing sorry

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:57 pm

Well, if you read what I was actually responding to...

Aw, f*ck it, I can't be bothered...

JG · Post by JG » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:16 pm

Hello.

<Slightly too long a pause>

My name's Peter JG Jones.

<Slightly glib pause>

I'm actually interested in the solar power torch. I often walk from the bright sunshine of my outdoor tennis club into a dark pavilion and can't see the lockers for the latrines. A battery free torch would be most helpful. Matthew. <Silly pause>. I'll offer you a £35+repeat (red) for a 72+6% share of your solar powered torch business. I wouldn't give you a rubber tipped fork for your chocolate fireguard though. The missus would eat her way through it and the baby (rhymes with crabby dunnit?) would get burnt innit? I'm oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:09 pm

Ashtray for your motorbike sir?

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:13 am

What does everyone need naturally?

Toilet
Food
Drink
Air

right im going to create an emergancy pack that will come in a plastic box that contains, toilet roll which can be used for doing numerous things then wiping your bottom, 2 slices of bread and a butter pack which is essential food that god made, a tube that contains water preferablly the tubes that are used at the doctors for sampling and last of all a little 50p fan.

good luck
speaksoon
HRK

petera · Post by **petera** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:34 am

Well if its as bad as your racing tips we're bang in the shit ......

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:18 am

petera wrote:Well if its as bad as your racing tips we're bang in the shit ......

There's already 2 blokes watching your every move at the moment dont make me do the phone call.

petera · Post by **petera** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:07 am

LMAO !!!
you complete twat
Go on make the call
Tell you what make it 4 blokes
tell em to bring a bottle and a couple of girls and we'll have a party.

If you had any balls you would come and see me yourself

You also do realise if anything everr happened like that you have just admitted guilt on a public forum

You really are the complete twat !

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:17 am

HorseRacingKing wrote:
petera wrote:Well if its as bad as your racing tips we're bang in the shit ......
There's already 2 blokes watching your every move at the moment dont make me do the phone call.

Why do we always get these knobs who like to think they are top level nasty gangsters? Muppets i reckon who know no one capable of doing anything any more horrific than throw an egg at some old ladys sitting room window. What a mug! Anyway, shouldn't you be getting off to school?