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I can't believe no-one's mentioned Matt's famous 'the last thing you want when you're £250 into a [machine] is a f***ing quiz!' quote - which tickled us all at the time :)

I may have gotten the wording a bit wrong btw lol but it was very apt :)
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Monday, November 21st 2005 provided us with this one - which in itself isn't very funny, but led to some of the funniest exchanges (and pictures) soon after:
potwasher wrote:anyway, i'm potwasher, i'm 20 and i'm the biggest fan of CLIFFHANGER on this forum! i now know everything about it, all its moves.
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Enjoyed this recent gem.
i mean say it lands on a "2" instinct tells me lower but i always go higher & lose?
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Cardinal Richelieu wrote:Enjoyed this recent gem.
i mean say it lands on a "2" instinct tells me lower but i always go higher & lose?
I'll second that :lol:
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Nixxy wrote:
potwasher wrote:anyway, i'm potwasher, i'm 20 and i'm the biggest fan of CLIFFHANGER on this forum! i now know everything about it, all its moves.
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nobody ever wins on those things.
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Istenem wrote:
Nixxy wrote:
potwasher wrote:anyway, i'm potwasher, i'm 20 and i'm the biggest fan of CLIFFHANGER on this forum! i now know everything about it, all its moves.
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Your Eminence, do you still have that potwasher avatar? that was ace.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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Ah, Potwasher, a classic! He's been stuck out in the kitchen for a while now... ;)

MattB's comment about the quizzer was also a brilliant one. ;)

Istenem: Ha, I used to love that 'camp' version of Batman on Saturday mornings. And, that compromising position shown in the picture just adds to the campness! "Is that a batgun in your pocket, or..." ;)
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It was a classic, I was too young at the time to appreciate just how camp it was!
Batman always looked like he had eaten one or two pies too many IIRC, with his "Batpaunch". :lol:
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why wudnt you not use a key? I say key evryfing.. what they guna do honestly!
:lol: :roll:
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LOL
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Soz Istenem. I know the pic you mean. Sadly, the chap responsible has seen fit to remove it from the internet. He's probably selling it these days given its popularity!
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that's a pity.
in other news. who in their right mind is awake at 06.00 on a sunday? crackers.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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Burt Ward got thousands of offers from women who wanted to shag Robin. One of the reasons is another publicity shot from Batman of Burt and Adam in tight uniforms.
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He was also hung like a horse. Apparently.
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Cardinal, your old avatar, the old pixelated witch, what exactly was that?
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