Fruit Machine Chat

1. Trying to be a good citizen paying through the nose for Metrlink/Tube tickets, yet never seeing an Inspector.

2. Twats playing their music (mobile phones) on the above. BUY SOME F*CKING HEADPHONES! :x

3. The X Factor sob stories - less said the better.

4. The X Factor.

Tottenham equalising in the 93rd minute with a goal so offside, a blind man would've flagged it ....

<grr>

i hate tottenham as it is :x :x :x

jol for the sack

When watching a film, someone constantly asking "why did they do that?", "What does that mean?"... If you watch the rest of the film I'm sure you'll figure it out you @*£^%*" £&%(!

Staying with films. The announcers that talk over the music during the credits.

wet coworkers who feel a little bit poorly in the morning and call in sick blaming 'flu' or a migraine.
when it is just a little sniffle or a hangover headache.

pathetic.

i've had one day off work sick in my life and that was when i had montezuma's revenge and physically couldn't get off the crapper for more than five minutes.

The noise of a 'home/office' paper shredder in full flow.

for some reason it conjures up instant anger from deep inside me. i cant handle that noise and have to leave the area or i'll lose it.

James Blunt and every shit song he's made :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Women who give you the whole "I know you're not going to call me" line repeatedly before you've even decided ! Way to make my mind up.

eh? 'ow queer.

i say, is that you mother?

And where is, ones' washboard!?

Jobsworths!

I told the woman a machine was broke and to turn off so no one else loses, she said she couldn't. I said well put a sign on it she said she didn't have the authority to do that. Well you might as well top yourself luv .

My bastard child coming home from school and deciding Lazy Town is more important than an unsaved game of Halo 3. Arrrrgh :x

lazy town! i love that show

yeah i have too watch it too, fraggle rock bring back memories .