daft & stupid

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:58 pm

Nothing wrong with that is there ??

Fuck it then

JG · Post by JG » Thu May 29, 2008 11:16 pm

Then Big Tom turned up and said, looks like you're all shagged out. Let's chill out by emptying the unchipped Power 5 in........

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri May 30, 2008 7:48 am

.....the local spoons,but some guy in a box fresh hoody was already on it with half a coke ,timmy decided to move closer to spy on the dude,who promptly turned round and..........

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:29 am

said 'Don't you know who i am? I'm the world famous BFK - Tearin' up your town. I suggest you get a move on as i've made all these machines weep with fear at my skills. Timmy was shocked, and.....

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:34 am

after consoling himself went to ladbrokes to try and find a roulette machine, 4 hours and 6 grand later he's down to his last 100, which he puts on number 12..........

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:46 am

which suprise suprise does not come in. timmy is fuming at this point and is thinking of putting the nearest chair through it, but its bolted to the floor, so he decides to..

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:48 am

go home and start plotting a bank robbery. Six grand needs recovering, so later that evening he picks up his balaclava, a knife, a can of mace and starts walking to.....

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:08 pm

the local nat west ,but then realises he stil has the gold card from the first post (LOL). happy days he thought and toddled off to his mate dave the forger to see if a scam could be had from the stolen card, but dave told him to go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ROSSKEEN · Post by **ROSSKEEN** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:26 pm

.... West Life is peaceful there
Go West In the open air
Go West Where the skies are blue
Go West This is what we're gonna do

and then he realised that Dave was a big Pet Shop Boys fan and if he wanted some forging done he'd have to....

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Fri May 30, 2008 3:18 pm

get down to lands end. The most westerly point of England, it was well know for its numerous forgers. When none could help, timmy felt almost suicidal. Skint and miles from home, he.....

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri May 30, 2008 4:04 pm

...headed for the nearest jobcentre to blag a crisis loan ,patiently waiting his turn to be humiliated, he remembered the balaclava and knife he had,he held the jobcentre up and made his escape with a blank wad of giros and some........

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:13 pm

........germs, a virus to be exact. Caught off some dirty viral ridden skag monster who was coughing his guts up everywhere, he soon started to worry when blood began to seep through his pores, he remembered the last time this happened was when he was in........

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:32 pm

Belgium on a beer festival. He had a large pint of Amstel spiked with a new kind of drug called........

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:50 pm

hertzvanhire with 20% added viagra for good measure, now timmy had the equipment (ahem) to rod a few bandits and get some of that 6 grand back, if only he could trust his tool to perform at the right moment he would be home free, but suddenly out of nowhere appeard,,,,,,,,,,,,

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:42 pm

...hrk and he said, "right if we all had one punch on each other then i'd be the only one left standing etc."and at that precise moment timmys "rod" thwacked hrk somersaulting.quickly mopping hrk gunk from his equipment with blank giros ,timmy hurried off to..........