We drove by a blind school last night and they were playing football. She asked how they could play if they were blind, to which I told her the ball probably had a bell or small beeper inside it so they could hear it.
"Ah ok, so what kind of ball do deaf people use then?"
My ex also rented a dvd and I sat and watched her rewind it from the start to the beginning. When I asked her what she was doing, she was
"Being nice so that the next person who rents it doesnt have to do it".
Is she blonde? 
