Squirrel Squash

[JG]

Ha ha ho ho! Yes, now you've all finally woke up, I'm going to have to put some petrol into my skillz finger and destroy your punificent scores!

Pah, no, judos to the high scores. That's a typo, but I can't be bothered to go back and correct it. Tae-kwon-do to the master.

I will, in due course have to attempt to obliterate that abomination, that blip on the landscape. All from the man who put £300 into a quiz and said 'the last thing you want when you're £300 into a quiz is a board on Snakez and Laddersssss'.


I shall have to consult a nut consultant nutter on the application of 'optimal nut' strategies as that is the key to demolishment and breaking the 20xxxxxxxxx barrier.


Cracking little games though aren't they? Some of the best I've played on The Interweb. Fantastic music as well

Check out 'Streets of fire' - oh look! I've got the high score on that one...anyway, I'll set about beating those scores sometime after recovering from a day of spawniness.

[Scott]

i did have the top score on streets of fire [good music] ages ago somewhere in the 600,000 region, but the scores were re-set for some reason, i'll get round too beating your top score when i get time

[JG]

The doors to the saloon lounge bar burst open.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" yelped JG excitedly.

The wind was taken out his sails when he saw his evil arch nemesis sat at the table, playing poker on his laptop. It was the chairman of the anti-tin foil hatter brigade, namely Poker Pete.

Not to be pooped on, he continued in a slightly forced overly enthusiastic way.

"YEEEHAAAAA!!!! I've got a huge, huge sum of points on STREETS OF FIRE..doo dooo doooo do do ......streeets of fire.......burning down the street.....dooo doooo dddo dooood ododododdd. EXTREME EDDIE YOU HERE?"

Silence.

"STREEETS OF FIRE. DOOO DO DOOOO DO ODO OODO ODOOD ODOO STREETS OF FIRE>....DOOO DOOOO DOOOO DO ODO..."

"Can you keep the noise down, I'm playing poker here."

"Yeah, ok. Sorry. If you see Extreme Eddie can you tell him I've beaten the score he used to have on Streets of Fire which is an arcade game in the arcade here."

"Why will I see Extreme Eddie?"

"Err I don't know, but if you do can you tell him I've beaten the score that he had that was the high score but wasn't on when I got my first high score which wasn't really a high score as the high score he had was higher than my high score but now my high score is higher than the high score he doesn't have but even if he did have it wouldn't be a high score as my high score's higher now"

"You want to be careful you don't cook your head underneath that tin foil hat. Oh, my bad, you already have, now can I carry on with my poker game in peace?"

Deflated JG left the building, then as an aftershot...

"FIXED ODDS BETTING TERMINALS ARE RIGGED!!!!"

He legged it out the building. A couple of shots came whistling past his ear. He thought he heard someone yawning loudly. Hmmmmm.