classic simpson's lines

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:30 pm

you must have your favourites mine (apologies if quotes are not 100% correct):

ralphie: "oh boy sleep, that's where i'm a viking!"

burns: "gents, lock up your daughters, smithers is on the town"

moe (to flanders after his wife dies): "hit me harder neddy, send me to maud"

ralphie: "me fail English? that's unpossible"

comic book guy: "now go away, we are busy playing for 'title of champion of the world'"

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:39 pm

Homer: Doh

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:48 pm

Homer: Here's to ALCOHOL, the solution to, and cause of, all life's problems

Texas Pete · Post by **Texas Pete** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:37 pm

Burns;

(Deep breath........)

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks goooood...........

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my veeeesssst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:53 pm

"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket"

"You don't have to tell me sir"

That cuts in each time I get an e-mail at work

Deas92 · Post by **Deas92** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:40 pm

Treehouse of Horror VI.

Frink: "Here we have a basic square" (Draws sqaure on blackboard)
Chief Wiggum: "Whoa, whoa, slowdown egghead"

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:45 pm

Chief Wiggum (answering the phone during the lottery draw): "Sorry, wrong number. This is 9,1. er... 2"

matt69 · Post by **matt69** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:30 pm

HOMER: "HE HE LOOK AT THIS PLACE", (POINTING TO URUGUAY) "YOU ARE GAY"!

tka · Post by **tka** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:55 pm

cardinal richelieu wrote:Chief Wiggum (answering the phone during the lottery draw): "Sorry, wrong number. This is 9,1. er... 2"

Brilliant! I remember that one too.

Also when they are stuck in the nuclear shelter and they have to guess the animal sound Moe make.

There's no such thing as a lady sheep. That's a goat.