Treating Constipation with Guava fruit

Tobias123 · Post by **Tobias123** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:31 am

Anyone has experience about How to Treat Constipation with Guava fruit.

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:56 am

Good luck son !!

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:50 am

:x :x :x :x :x :x Getting nowere here :x :x :x :x Fucking Guava fruit :x :x :x not doing anything :x :x :x .

JG · Post by JG » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:22 pm

Sennoside derivative ideology.

Go to the gym. Do 3*20 min cardiovascular sessions, stepping, rowing and running.

Do 3*10 reps on the pec deck - variable resistance depending on your strength,.

Do 3*10 reps on bench press, quad curls, lateral abs will help as well.

Now eat as much liqourice as you dare - go for a walk in the cold. Put the central heating on, watch Eastenders and GOOD LUCK!

And DRINK PLENTY OF WATER throughout.

NB: If you haven't been for some days (three or more) you should consult a qualified physician before embarking on my poo plan. This is to rule out the possibility of faecal compaction/bowel obstruction.

All the best, hope you get that big dump soon.

toby · Post by **toby** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:08 pm

drink alot of strongbow :d gives me the shits :d takes care of constipation like a nob entering a vagina

!! lol + cumming .. :P

gl :d

toby

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 pm

drink alot of strongbow :d gives me the shits

TheMission · Post by **TheMission** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:40 pm

Great post No. 1 (or should that read No. 2?)

Not off hand. If you've done the Strongbow method to no avail, I suggest you down a tin of prunes and some of that Actimel bollocks. If that fails to shift the problem it's safe to say you're up shit creek, so to speak.

bowie · Post by **bowie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:31 pm

If your near Scotland drink a bottle of buckfast before you go to bed, around 5 in the morning you will wake up and have NO problem!!

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:50 pm