hilarious

[trayhop123]

martin n me have been doing an irish pub in london ,,,its a huge meal place , with families galore etc ,,, last place in the world you would expect,trouble ,,,,,,,, we've hit it about 12 times .

its a coppaload and a cluedo ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the strange thing is , we've never had the cluedo ,( always tried a cpl of boards etc but never caught it ready, and to be fair , this room has been occasionally closed for functions, ) ,,,,,,,,, yet the coppaload is there off peanuts everytime,,,,,,,,,,,,, and we've had more 105's than 70's .

anyway last week , true to form , it cost around 35 for a 105 ,,,,,,,,,,,, the spider sense started to tingle, and sure enough out the corner of our eyes we see all the staff glued , with expressions ranging from bemused/confused to downright seething lol.


anyhow goes back yesterday ,,,,,,,,,,, theres a sign on it now saying '' only one person standing at this machine during play'' lol,,,,,,,,,,its obvious they think we have been up to something dodgy ,,,,,,,,,,, afterall martin and me are both big lads and they cant see through our bulky finely tuned muscular physiques (ok were fat cunts ,,, lol)

so we walks to the bar , orders the drinks off the yts simpsons high pitched voice ginger trainee , martin sits at the bar , and i casually stroll over to the coppa .

as soon as i put a pound in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,FIRE ,,,,,,,,,,,, in the blink of an eye theres staff everywhere , cleaning tables and opening fire escapes and windows closest to me , in a blatently obvious dumb fuck inspector clouseu effort to spy .

i keep my drink in my hand , and play it with the other at purposely slow munter speed to let them see im not doing owt wrong .


you already know whats coming .



yup , £10 in for £105. lol


i look at martin , who's trying his hardest to not piss himself laughing . ,,,,,,,,

no point trying to collect it slowly , the've all seen what ive got . ,,,,,,,,, so just dump it in the asda's ,,,,,,,,,,, finish our drinks etc ,,,,,,,,, all the staff seething ,,,,,,,, blonde manageress has a face like a smacked arse lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yet none of em say a word to us .



here's the best part .


when we get outside , the ginger yts 12 yr old is in the street , pen n paper in hand . ,,,,,,,, again blatantly obvious what this genius has been sent out to do. lol ,,,,,,,,,,,, so we casually stroll past my car , up the rd , , ,,,,,,,,,,, the teenage ginger ninja , is only following us , wtf lol ,,,,,,,,, we take 3 different streets , and every time we look round , there he is jumping in and out behind trees and people's gardens etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we cannot stop giggling ,,,,,,,, so we stop and make it obvious we know he's following us ,,,,,,,,, at which point he cowers away ,,,,,,, no reg ,,,,,, mission failed lol.

went back 20 mins later and picked up the car.



now obviously theres no point us going back ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if anyone wants the pub ,,,,, pm me , first come first served lol

guarantee you will get at least 3 hits ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and no trouble whatsoever before a polite barring at worst.

[trayhop123]

passed on to deano ,,,,,,,,,, no more pm's thanks

[thecannonball89]

if he followd me i would have beeten him up, im camping it out in london nowdays..

[deano8177]

if he followd me i would have beeten him up, im camping it out in london nowdays..

Beeten me up as in getting to London first
or
beeten me up as in given me a kick in?

[thecannonball89]

if a worker followd me down 3 streets id turn around and atack him