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Time for another joke thread, the Andy Gray ones should be coming thick and fast shortly.




What did the Cowboy lingerie model say?



The Silky bras are on me :lol:
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What do you call an irish woman with two cunts?

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Following the controversial comments made by Andy Gray and Richard Keys the female linesman involved has revealed that these comments didnt actually upset her.

She was quite upset however when she turned up to the match and found out that the referee and other linesman were wearing the same outfit!
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When I woke up this morning I thought I was in a nursery rhyme

Hump... Tea....dump....tea


Shhhhhh!!.......Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.......And you're gonna love it...................But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it............Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time.....Lots of love, Petrol prices xx


I've just booked a table for valentines day. I hope it goes better than last year, she got really upset and didn't pot a fucking ball all night.....
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Arnold schwarzenneger has just been asked if he wants to switch to windows 7

He said I still love vista baby
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Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 update.

The commentarys nothing much different, but when the mrs picked up the controller, Andy gray shouted 'put that fucking controller down and get back in the kitchen'!
Bored of the grind.
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Sexism in football???

A bit of a Gray area
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I think Andy Gray and Richard Keys should be sacked for their sexist comments and replaced with a female presenter .... Preferably one with big tits....
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why do spanish men beat their wives?

because they deserve it.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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