ABUSE THREAD! Probably not for the easily offended!

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:23 am

mattrick wrote:
mjd wrote:Fuck Cunt Wank Shit mines a pint of bitter!
Fuck! Cunt! Wank! Shit! Mine's a pint of Bass
Fuck! Cunt! Wank! Shit! Mine's a pint of Guinness
And another pint of Guinness if its in a dirty glass

Aye! the macc lads are legendary!

Beer beer we want more beer!
All the lads are cheering, get the fucking beer in!

drop the lot · Post by **drop the lot** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:41 am

fuck the tourettes shite you bunch off tosspoting wankers,motherfucking cunt faced bastards......arse licking twat faced lyinging jumped up fuckin scornful cunts..........a ha

MordaciousK(nudges*star) · Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:34 am

mjd so u know Julie the schoolie and her name is Megazone??Pink writing idd

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:14 am

You cant tek her doon the pub, shes a bit of a hound

Fucking class!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:54 am

YA WEE SWINE, YEE!

(MEGA SWEARING STREAK, HERE WE GO)
FUCK! SHIT! CUNT! WANKER! WHEEL OF WEALTH! BOLLOCKS! TITS! FANNY! BELL END! BASTARD! PISS! SMASH MARTIANS! TOSSERS! WANK! FUCKER! COCKSUCKER! MOST DAUNTING! DICKHEAD! MOTHERFUCKER! CUNT! FUCK! SHIT! BASTARD! BOLLOCKS!
(MEGA SWEARING STREAK ENDS)

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:27 pm

Bum. Poo. Willy.

That's right, I went there.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:45 pm

The worrying thing is, how many times you granny-grabbers (not you Gran!) have viewed that 'fat slags' piccie! 70 times and counting!!

Assssss - Hollllleee! (What film is that from?)

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:40 pm

im pretty sure that line comes from Meet The Fockers...

the little kid picks it up after Ben Stiller says it about DeNiro behind his back.

right? wrong?

Dibble · Post by **Dibble** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:34 am

I want a touretttes baby...any ideas?

remy · Post by **remy** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:15 am

you you bad men i think you all smell you you bad you bad mother intercourse

ops:

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:40 am

Ssgtsnelly - spot on!

Man, work is TOSS!!! today...

PS: "Smashing some blokes back door in" - one of the best lines I've read for a long while!!!!

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:40 pm

Dibble wrote:I want a touretttes baby...any ideas?

Beat it mercilessly from day one. It might not work but it'd still be a laugh.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:12 pm

Demmerz wrote: Beat it mercilessly from day one.

Typical Dz.....innuedo all the way. Shame on you, fuckwit!

Matt

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:00 pm

Wankers, the lot of yer!!

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:57 pm

went for a setup ona monopoly today didnt go my basted mate tried it after not knowing id been on it and it held after nudge. what a wanker! :x