Emile Heskey

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:15 pm

I've just seen him miss from 6 yards...

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:20 pm

And as if by magic it hits off him and goes in.

Really should put money on, after a post like that...

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:26 pm

He's coming back to his roots if you believe the papers.

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:30 pm

Scott wrote:He's coming back to his roots if you believe the papers.

I didn't realise he was actually a tree...

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:34 pm

a tree has better movement

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:35 pm

He could do job for us if you pair him with matty fryatt.

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:06 am

Lady Gaga advocates celibacy,
That really is a disgrace,
If she won't let me stuff her muff,
Then I'll just poke-her-face.

Joel Gertner - TNA Hard Justice.

Search Joel Gertner on YouTube for more of his lyrical miracles.

Thank you.