Wayne Bridge

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:17 pm

Wayne Bridge sent his girlfriend a replica of his cock, moulded out of chocolate

She said she prefers Terry's

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:26 am

John Terry has lost the England captains arm band.

Apparently he left it under Wayne Bridges's bed !!

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:58 am

when Ashley Cole was convicted of speeding recently, doing 100mph in a 50 zone, his excuse to the judge was that he heard John Terry was parked outside his house!

999329753 · Post by **999329753** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:44 pm

The England team have all voted that John Terry keeps his place in the England world cup squad. With a ban on WAGS joining the players in South Africa, no-one wants that fucker left behind!!

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:11 am

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst Terry remains captain.

Lets all hope he shags Emile Heskeys missus before the summer.

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:56 pm

Chelsea wherever you may be....
Dont' leave your wife with John Terry
His dad deals coke
And his mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty

Chelsea wherever you may be....
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
He cannot shoot
And he can't fucking pass
But he'll take your Mrs right up the ass.....

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:03 pm

Old JT has done absolutely nothing wrong, according to all the football coaching manuals...

...If the full-back leaves a hole, it's the centre backs' job to fill it!