There is a spider in my fruit machine, honest.
It must think it's on an LSD trip when I switch it on.
Plus there are no flies in there, and I don't feed it, but it's still alive.
I haven't told it yet, that I'm scared of spiders, that would make things awkward between us.
It lurks in the hopper, riding the coin wheel like it was the London Eye.
It makes toast off the heat of a 10mm bulb (So THATS what he eats)
He got concussed when a 20p I put in hit his spidery head.
I am not allowed out by myself...................................
~fin~
A big hairy spider be in there....(a poem)
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manky_paws
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- Location: Jeremy Beadle's garage
smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
