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manky_paws
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I'd love to......

Post by manky_paws »

I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.

This would be great fun in a sea-side arcade to scare all the little pikey bastards who hang around waiting for fools to fill up the machines before muscling in.
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Post by jpfuk »

Are you clinicaly insaine?... Or recovering from some kind of mid teen crises?


Though saying that, I did laugh at the thought of your post....


Pikey bastards ..... you wanna come to Southend mate and shout that out, Ud'e never be seen again lol.... :lol: :lol:


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Now that would be entertainment.......
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Re: I'd love to......

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manky_paws wrote:I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.
ROFL! Made my day that did.
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Re: I'd love to......

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manky_paws wrote:I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.

This would be great fun in a sea-side arcade to scare all the little pikey bastards who hang around waiting for fools to fill up the machines before muscling in.

I have'nt laughed like that for a while..brilliant!

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