Sports day..!! " kids junior school "

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Sports day..!! " kids junior school "

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Typical, Iv'e been roped into the DADS 100m sprint at my boys sports day today..

If I collapse after 15m, vomit prefusly and die... Can someone return my unopened bottles of cider to summerfield for a refund plz...lol..

Apperently there giving medals/certs to the winners of both the mums/dads race... so I'm gunna do me best and out jog the other fat, slightly balding blokes and make me lads proud of there old man :D :D :D

GL ME.... be back " if I dont suffer any major heart troubles " around 4 ish...
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by Istenem »

brilliant, good luck. hope linford christie's nippers don't go to the same school.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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Well.. the 2 liters of cider did me absolutly NO good what so ever..

20 odd meters in I wandered out of my lane, stacked it into the guy next to me and the pile up took all but 2 dads out..

Luckly for me, the apple of my eye..Alfie, can run in a straight line, and he is as fast as fook for a 6 year old....


This was the result of his 50m sprint...


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THATS MY BOY... :D :D :D
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Heh, nice one! Great pic! That's what being a Dad is all about... :)
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Matt Vinyl wrote:Heh, nice one! Great pic! That's what being a Dad is all about... :)
Seconded!They did ban a sports day up here cos it was too hot!!
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Post by rook1984 »

my boy had his 2nd sports day this year.

1st year it was to wet
2nd year it was too hot
3rd year 2nd in three races, all behind the same boy.
This year he was in a different class and came 2nd, 1st 1st.

But they do a toddler race not a Dads race :( :(
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betchrider wrote:
Matt Vinyl wrote:Heh, nice one! Great pic! That's what being a Dad is all about... :)
Seconded!They did ban a sports day up here cos it was too hot!!
Seriously? I thought that was the idea of sports day?!? Sitting in the sun for an egg and spoon race, instead of it being rained off...
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