Notice to all employees-RECESSION

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Notice to all employees-RECESSION

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NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
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Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
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Apply as shown in Fig 3.
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Ah, the fun you can have with stationary! :)

I once devised a way of firing a folded post-it note from a rubber band with such velocity that it would take plaster off the wall. Happy days!
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kids stuff ,,,, lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

work out how to use the stapler as a gun ,,,,,,,,,,, now ya talking :P
Little discipline = BIG issue

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