Notice to all employees-RECESSION

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:00 pm

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:00 pm

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:01 pm

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:02 pm

Ah, the fun you can have with stationary!

I once devised a way of firing a folded post-it note from a rubber band with such velocity that it would take plaster off the wall. Happy days!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:55 pm

kids stuff ,,,, lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

work out how to use the stapler as a gun ,,,,,,,,,,, now ya talking :P