I know this thread has long ran its course now, but I'd just like to chuck one more thing in there.
19, Kissing in public.
Not really much wrong with this at all except when it's really noisy. Slurp slurp tat tat slurp.
This was in McDonalds in Redhill. They were really going for it, and judging by the sound I first though he was attacking her face with a sink-plunger.
What goes in Room 101
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I once ate ten cheeseburgers in one 45 minute sitting. I drove home very slowly as I felt quite drunk.
Right, room 101, I am going to plump for 'the smell of pork mince cooking'. It smells of wet dog. I spent most of this morning recovering, which involved stagnating(*) in bed. At 2pm I decided I had to do something that involved leaving the house. I mean every day you do something that involves leaving the house. It breaks up the day. Even if it's taking a bottle to a recycle bin.
The great thing about New Years Day is you can stay in as everywhere is closed.
I had some ibuprofen tablets to take over to my Mum's house, about ten minutes drive, but a 25 minute bike ride. So in new year's tradition I got some exercise. Fookin' 'eck it's cold, cold, so cold around the ears and all the cars had their lights on as it's grey and miserable. So many cars. I bet they're all going to ASDA to buy food and get their prescriptions dispensed. Psychosomatic hypochondriac worriters. Got to drive in a supersize Landrover to pick up potatoes and Prozac.
Anyway, after my rather cold, traffic dense unrelaxing ride, I cycled back to the house, hoping for some stop 'n step action, but as the kitchen smelt of wet dog or cooking pork mince, I had to go onto Fruit chat (upstairs) instead. Fruit chat. Hopefully the casserole (cash-a-roll good name for a fruit machine that, not been done yet, bet some manu who reads this board will steal that) will taste better than it smells.
Not a big pork fan, but we'll see.
So my room 101 is the smell of cooking pork which smells of wet dog.
(*) polite word for masturbation.
Right, room 101, I am going to plump for 'the smell of pork mince cooking'. It smells of wet dog. I spent most of this morning recovering, which involved stagnating(*) in bed. At 2pm I decided I had to do something that involved leaving the house. I mean every day you do something that involves leaving the house. It breaks up the day. Even if it's taking a bottle to a recycle bin.
The great thing about New Years Day is you can stay in as everywhere is closed.
I had some ibuprofen tablets to take over to my Mum's house, about ten minutes drive, but a 25 minute bike ride. So in new year's tradition I got some exercise. Fookin' 'eck it's cold, cold, so cold around the ears and all the cars had their lights on as it's grey and miserable. So many cars. I bet they're all going to ASDA to buy food and get their prescriptions dispensed. Psychosomatic hypochondriac worriters. Got to drive in a supersize Landrover to pick up potatoes and Prozac.
Anyway, after my rather cold, traffic dense unrelaxing ride, I cycled back to the house, hoping for some stop 'n step action, but as the kitchen smelt of wet dog or cooking pork mince, I had to go onto Fruit chat (upstairs) instead. Fruit chat. Hopefully the casserole (cash-a-roll good name for a fruit machine that, not been done yet, bet some manu who reads this board will steal that) will taste better than it smells.
Not a big pork fan, but we'll see.
So my room 101 is the smell of cooking pork which smells of wet dog.
(*) polite word for masturbation.
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20, Walkers "Vote a flavour crisps",
Amongst the new varieties are "Fish & Chips flavour". These taste nothing like what they're supposed to and reek to high heaven. In fact the smell reminds me of the stench of a disabled toilet.
Loads of other flavours in this range too like Cajun Squirrel, Chili & Chocolate and so on.
I'm just waiting for the "Deep Fried Cat & Dog" variety to come onto the market for the benefit of our local Chinese community.
Amongst the new varieties are "Fish & Chips flavour". These taste nothing like what they're supposed to and reek to high heaven. In fact the smell reminds me of the stench of a disabled toilet.
Loads of other flavours in this range too like Cajun Squirrel, Chili & Chocolate and so on.
I'm just waiting for the "Deep Fried Cat & Dog" variety to come onto the market for the benefit of our local Chinese community.
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Have to jay jord those duck flavour crisps have got a hold on me!Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:20, Walkers "Vote a flavour crisps",
Amongst the new varieties are "Fish & Chips flavour". These taste nothing like what they're supposed to and reek to high heaven. In fact the smell reminds me of the stench of a disabled toilet.
Loads of other flavours in this range too like Cajun Squirrel, Chili & Chocolate and so on.
I'm just waiting for the "Deep Fried Cat & Dog" variety to come onto the market for the benefit of our local Chinese community.
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