pi*s up confirmed

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:27 pm

you cheeky bugger, although have to admit I found an emptier for martels crane machine, may well have turned it upside down...

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:32 am

Blerrrrrrgh. Rolled in from another night out on the lash, more liver damage done to go with the other 3 days worth beforehand. More tomorrow before the sabbath day off. I will get a good write up of our jaunt done tomorrow though, be a shame not to! Think you need to glue your crane to yer table mart, easiest emptier ever

:P

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:29 am

Mattb wrote: Think you need to glue your crane to yer table mart, easiest emptier ever :P

You crafty sods, i thought there looked a few chocolates light

and when i opened the cashbox, not a penny to be had.. grrr..

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:38 am

Mattb wrote:
By the way mart, croz had a sneaky rat pack board and lost £2 'cos scott had put it so far behind with milkies. Hah!

Yeah, top laugh, ratpacktasick

JG · Post by JG » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:44 am

Lol. What % is this ratpack on and what's this crane machine lol?

Did Mark turn up? I notice he has been away from Fruit chat for a while.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:53 am

Mr pyne did make an appearance yes, and got all involved with the drinkies like the rest of us. Shame you couldn't make it JG. En route to Leicester we stopped right on the edge of cov 'cos we saw a big pub. Al Murray and Showtime, horrific. :x

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:53 am

Yeah, he was present, that was my pissed up attempt at spellin ratpacktastic btw, Martal shoves a few hundred in the lets me loose (for no money you under stand) i looked round and saw 17 sharks eyeballing me so decided to milk the fuck out of it before i let everyone fight over the scraps

Martals face would have been a picture if the red had come

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:24 pm

JG wrote:Lol. What % is this ratpack on and what's this crane machine lol?

Did Mark turn up? I notice he has been away from Fruit chat for a while.

Yeh I was there :-)

Not been online for about 2 weeks. Got so many missed posts now, no chance of ever reading them (4 pages).

So if anyone has sent any messages they are expecting a reply to from me, you wont

gumsy · Post by **gumsy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:36 pm

all i can say is i made a raise on the poker,get in.lee thanks for lift back to derby,dam right straight to sleep,didnt recover for two days,mortal thanks for having us round.rest of you nice meeting you.

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:29 pm

JG wrote:Lol. What % is this ratpack on and what's this crane machine lol?

The rat is set standard at 78, the sweet-grabbing crane is one of my kids toys lol

the rat took a total of 10 quid off random people

JG · Post by JG » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:49 am

Uffft, you would expect someone in that pissed up state to go for the £10 exchange reel skill and bloop, sorry that's tiresome, and bleep the 8 in for jackpot. On lovely 78% that'd chuck a few nuggets in the box, as you have to go for afters when you eventually get the £50 and you line upa couple of skill duggerrys and then the bastard takes £13 for a board that pays £2 and before you know it you feel compelled to go for £50 off the top again and come on, where's the random free red which never repeats as you've had the repeat value out already, but you're due the free red. So let's go for £50 repeat and free red and about £20 afterplay, should only cost a few K to set all that up.

My machine is 94%, 20p/£5 jp with all the keys in the locks (inc. refill). If you're good on your stop 'n step you'd probably batter if for a few quid.

I have no crane machines, but the cupboards are stocked full of chocolate.

It'd be a bloody nightmare having you lot round. Lee, Mark and God knows who else would nail the skill to kingdom come and Mattb and Crosby would raid the chocolate.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 am

Hah! That was a drunken crozzie, not my doing :P

Next time you are getting involved JG, no questions asked!