A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you! Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car
as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to
another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the
way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on November 1st , 3rd, 9th, 10th, twice on the 11th, 12th, three times just yesterday, and very likely it will happen
again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about
this despicable scam.
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