Random lame big session

[GaryChandler]

Surely if people live nearish then they would be looking at every pub?

[Slammer]

Surely if people live nearish then they would be looking at every pub?

If it was an area I played - then yes.


Only really bothered with it during WS p2's cos they were soooooooo fresh and I had more than I could do, so didnt bother with a 100% mapping.

[Mattb]

'cos if you go to a place you don't know too well, you head into the centre surely!? Not a cat in hells chance people are going to find every small pub in the housing estates and outskirts, and i guarantee the CCP hidden away has never had any outsiders play it, or let alone ever been through th doors of the pub.

Is that a challenge?

If you feel like it yeah, but as that's one of only a handful of goodies left, i keep it well sewn up.

[Slammer]

'cos if you go to a place you don't know too well, you head into the centre surely!? Not a cat in hells chance people are going to find every small pub in the housing estates and outskirts, and i guarantee the CCP hidden away has never had any outsiders play it, or let alone ever been through th doors of the pub.

Is that a challenge?

If you feel like it yeah, but as that's one of only a handful of goodies left, i keep it well sewn up.

LOL. Im more concerned about how many WS/P5's you arent touching.

[Mattb]

There aren't any stoppers to touch here anyway!

I've been informed you like to break a button or two on those when they don't go your way, so maybe it's best i don't go near them!

[betchrider]

I used to go cambridge.......only the quicksilver in the precinct

[Slammer]

There aren't any stoppers to touch here anyway!

I've been informed you like to break a button or two on those when they don't go your way, so maybe it's best i don't go near them!

You were partially misinformed.

Any machine which does not meet its percentage will incur some damage. The level of damage depends on how much grief im getting off staff/punters. If people are moaning at me for winning when I'm doing my nuts then it will get an extra hammering and/or put through!

[Mattb]

You get a £105 payout...

'Drinks are on you then mate!'

'But i'm £165 in mate, more like you owe me a drink if anything!'

'Yeah, yeah. I'll have a pint.'

Heard time and time again. People don't see how little time £1 buys on one of these fruits these days, on a mega spin red it can be 1/5 of a second at times (Especially Moley/Pulsation £35ers which can do £5 of credit in 1 second, hence the new laws.)


Edit: This is JG coming in now on the end of Matt's post. I quite agree Matt, I once played a Camelot casually in the pub and put £8 in to win £10. I was playing really slow and chatting about and farting around. I collected the money and this old boy nearly fell of his stool and wouldn't shut up. "Bloomin' 'eck kid that's a packet you've won there, foookk me! That's definitely a win" and "By 'eck you know what you're doing" etc etc, surely someone at some time must have collected more than £10?

[JG]

I had another hammering on that Hall of Fame recently.
HOFs are off the list.
Unless it's a wonderful smoke screen Mark, I take it you are not able to elucidate me with the details I sought.

IMPORTANT EDITORIAL NOTICE: For the sake of your sanity the next part of the posting is me talking complete and utter rubbish. If you do not wish to read this, please skip to the word CAULIFLOWER in capital letters, down below.

I'm a bit surprised to hear tales of smashing up machines.
I once forced my way into a machine and turned the percentage up to 94%. I know it sounds a very Irish thing to do, but most machines I play are on such low percentages, that I find myself breaking into them, just to alter the percentage to something playable. It's better for the other punters as well. At the end of the week I smash into the cashbox and drop in a load of extra chocolate coins and do a full RAM reset. Everyone is happy then. I'm chit shatting.
I mean we've all smashed up the odd machine in our time, but blooses (mixed blasphemy, cross between Jesus and blimey, which as Istenem and Cardinal and the other clever quiz people will tell you is a bastardisation of Christ blind me!) I know you've had some mighty sandpaper rough luck on a He/Lo Fruitchatters, but I thought this was ice cool super mega calm Mark, who may have a bit of a temper, but is super ice -2¿ñmó►ñ_a|δ☼ùÜÜ2Ü○1 AARRGGGGH!! I'm trying to say minus two degrees which is frozen actually isn't it? Yes I'm thinking of Guiness extra cold or whatever it is and those blue signs they have in bars that tell you how hot, cold, full or empty your beer really is. I'm getting triple diverted. I should do heart bypasses I get so diverted. If you get a clot in your coronary, no worry, I'll have a diversion running via your little toe and the back of your ear which could just save your life. That sunny symbol was nice, let's have another go ÜÜÿ☼4Ü○○○Üæ¢ÜÉÜùù☼☼☼☺☺☺¢3☼☼
Right it's ALT+15 ☼☼, ok? Now I got a Greek widgety and a degree symbol in the mix. ♫ Ah musical, sweet ALT+14 å♫♫♫♫É))♫♫☼►♀♪♪ WOW! These double figure ALTs are sweet, better than the boring triple figures which are just upside down question marks and umlauts and lager louts. ☺♀☺♀☻♥♦♣♠•◘○ THE ACE OF ♥, THE ACE OF ♥ IF YOU WANNA GAMBLE DOO DOOO DOOO THE ACE OF.....♦. Hold on. IF YOU WANNA GAMBLE A DOO DOOO DOOO, THE ACE OF ♣. feck this.
Anyway I digress, this is dangerously close to spam. You'll all be wanting to whack me with ♠♠♠♠♠♠♠ soon enough.



CAULIFLOWER.


I wanted to say a few more things, but they're a bit sensitive, however on the subject of dodgy percentages, I continue this over at The Mazooma zone.

On the subject of Can you dig it?s not striking back, I continue over at Barcrest.


On this subject, the subject of lame sessions, I continue by saying I lost over £80 in that HOF and ended up £30ish up for the day. Deja vu. Twice in a week.

I challenge thou to spawn repeatedly on this unit Matt.

On the note of the meat, yeah I saw the primeminister and I'll do a reply but marching West at that time should be good. I'll rustle up a combined family meat with chatfruit meat and we can all meat up. Plenty of advace warning, good stuff. Tit of a brek otherwise, but all good with all that meat. S'im in a milly sood notight. Torry!

As it's not all about losing, I won on the usual suspects like piles and glue. Also there were those wierd spawns on the carrots and the Vivid.

Mark when you're doing 100% coverage, what do you do when you walk into the real cliquey crackhead pubs? There's a pub in Houventry that has an Ultimo! Also one with a Back to the features. There was also a p2 dial in Bell Green but the pub was so psychotic that I was scared to play it. I have been informed by mad Tony that it has been replaced by a Road to Riches. I have various doleys who I meet in various dole holes who inform me of the locations in the roough out of town knifecrackdens. They also inform me of out of towners and accents and what degree of knife wounds they received as a result of their misdemeanours. As for central pubs, if they're at all on top in any way, it's on the phone all the way otherwise you may get asked if you can be helped and that's a disaster.
Chitshatting again. Bye for now.

[Slammer]

Mark when you're doing 100% coverage, what do you do when you walk into the real cliquey crackhead pubs? There's a pub in Houventry that has an Ultimo! Also one with a Back to the features.

You also have bookies with £250 Cop The Lots in them, lurking within the estates of which you speak!!


I normally find any pub is always good for one grace visit and that will help you judge future visits.

Whilst I have and will play pretty much anywhere, even I have some times walked away without playing, though admititly this is in more recent times. When I was young I'd do any pub until I was asked/forced to leave. I'd also get bottles in said pubs, cos they are a lot more useful than a pint glass if shit-came-to-shove.

Funniest is when you walk into some kind of pub in brum where you are the /only/ white geezer within 5 miles, let alone in the pub.