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The Velvet Phoenix (3-4 suited)
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:40 pm
by Gran
OK
Erm
Recently, a strange mutation has been found to be occuring in the evolution of elephants. What is this mutation
(Sorry, I'm no biologist, so may be using incorrect terminology)
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:12 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Cauliflower ears?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:28 pm
by Gran
Nope.
This mutation has - it is thought - occured in response to a cause
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:46 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Ah.....
They're not growing tusks cos hunters keep killing elephants for their ivory.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:50 pm
by Gran
That is indeed what I heard.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:57 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Well. I trust Trevor McDonald to tell the truth.
Ok... can't think of a question, so I'll ask this...
To which country are Gran, myself and Menthol (not a member of this board) going on holiday next month?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:16 pm
by Mattb
I'll guess Burkina Faso?
Matt
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:24 pm
by Cardinal Sin
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh. So close. It was actually Benin.
Actually. It wasn't.... but where would somone like me go on their hollybags?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:26 pm
by Mattb
Cardinals.....somewhere religious.....Norther Ireland/France/Italy?
Matt
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:36 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Well done. I see you're following my example..
Yes... Gran, Menthol Claire and myself will be jetting off to (hopefully) sunny Marseille to sleep on the ground for 5 days, or if we're lucky, sleep on the floor of a reconverted ambulance.
I'll send you a postcard!
Your go MattB
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:42 pm
by Mattb
Ok, which came first....the chicken or the egg?
Only joking...
If i said to you (phonetically) Ka-Nack-Al-Mug-Al-Zn-Feb, what the hell would i be on about?
Matt
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:46 pm
by Cardinal Sin
sounds like a radical Muslim cleric?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:56 pm
by Mattb
I'd love that to be right, but right it ain't.....
It's to do with science sir
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:03 pm
by Cardinal Sin
The almost inaudible sounds the different sorts of quarks make?
Which branch of science?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:08 pm
by Mattb
Chemistry.....maybe this ones a lot harder than i thought it was when writing it!