The Velvet Phoenix (3-4 suited)

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:40 pm

OK

Erm

Recently, a strange mutation has been found to be occuring in the evolution of elephants. What is this mutation

(Sorry, I'm no biologist, so may be using incorrect terminology)

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:12 pm

Cauliflower ears?

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:28 pm

Nope.

This mutation has - it is thought - occured in response to a cause

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:46 pm

Ah.....

They're not growing tusks cos hunters keep killing elephants for their ivory.

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:50 pm

That is indeed what I heard.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:57 pm

Well. I trust Trevor McDonald to tell the truth.

Ok... can't think of a question, so I'll ask this...

To which country are Gran, myself and Menthol (not a member of this board) going on holiday next month?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:16 pm

I'll guess Burkina Faso?

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:24 pm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh. So close. It was actually Benin.

Actually. It wasn't.... but where would somone like me go on their hollybags?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:26 pm

Cardinals.....somewhere religious.....Norther Ireland/France/Italy?

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:36 pm

Well done. I see you're following my example..

Yes... Gran, Menthol Claire and myself will be jetting off to (hopefully) sunny Marseille to sleep on the ground for 5 days, or if we're lucky, sleep on the floor of a reconverted ambulance.

I'll send you a postcard!

Your go MattB

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:42 pm

Ok, which came first....the chicken or the egg?

Only joking...

If i said to you (phonetically) Ka-Nack-Al-Mug-Al-Zn-Feb, what the hell would i be on about?

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:46 pm

sounds like a radical Muslim cleric?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:56 pm

I'd love that to be right, but right it ain't.....

It's to do with science sir

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:03 pm

The almost inaudible sounds the different sorts of quarks make?

Which branch of science?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:08 pm

Chemistry.....maybe this ones a lot harder than i thought it was when writing it!