Phoniex 73 - Clutch with a Flea (bingo slang apparently)

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:43 pm

Taxi for Lugsy

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:59 pm

what was king charles 1 favourite joke?[/quote]

OK then, it involved his court dwarf.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:31 pm

Apparently he would pretend to eat him, between 2 slices of bread...
Must have been hilarious...

While finding out that answer I also had to laugh at this:

SIGNS YOUR AMISH KID’S GOING ENGLISH

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings without suspenders.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”

5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”

4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

3. Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, ’cause the beard ain’t listening.”

2. Was recently pulled over for “Driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”

1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:42 pm

you are right friendly bacteria man, your go . . .

what goes Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang Bang Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:47 pm

I thought it was going to be Trigger...

Right...
One of the strangest urban myths is the assertion that Bob Holness, one time host of Blockbusters, had played the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty's song "Baker Street".
But WHO originally started this piece of misinformation?

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:51 pm

stuart marconi.
that was a question i had ready as well!

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:52 pm

Was it Bob himself?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:23 pm

damn it, i get really excited about dwarfs so should have known that. jeffrey hudson?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:38 pm

Mr Seagull has it!
Damn these other Radio 2 listeners...

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:21 pm

thank you sir.
what was Napoleon's dog named?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:36 pm

was it robespierre?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:24 am

it was rumoured he said this with regards to it.

Mon chien n'a pas obtenu de nez.
Comment sent-il ?
Sanglant terrible.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:39 am

Right. To make this doubly difficult, I've not even looked at the question...

Cardinal Richelieu ?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:48 am

don't you just hate it when the answer's right under your nez ,then someone steps in and ........................... :x

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:55 am

and the dogs take on things.............

Mon maître n'a pas obtenu de bras.
Comment applaudit-il ?
Sanglant silencieusement.
Trame de trame.