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The famous fruit-chat quiz!
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sorry that is not possible.


how about giles brandreth?
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For a bit of a clue this 'chap' was most famous for 'his' work on stage
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oh; danny la rue then?
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Barry Humphries?
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UP has it :D
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rah!

see how you get on with this one:

specifically, pirates on the spanish main were considered namby-pamby if they could what?
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See with both eyes?
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read?
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nope.

a bonus pirate gag:

why are pirates scary?

they just ARRRRRRRRR

boom-boom

but i digress
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Well if you're going to wheel out your old pirate jokes, I might as well resurrect this guy:

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Back to the quiz.... is it anything to do with drinking grog?
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good one :)

not about grog, this one is really quite simple
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Ah. Swim?
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yep, they had such great respect for the sea that they didn't learn to swim.
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

thank you...

Sticking with pirates, what would be the appropriate riposte if you were insulted by the line

"I've spoken with apes more polite then you."
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Is this Monkey Island related at all? ;)

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