Ali Baba and the 40 Phoenixes (and why not indeed? ;) )

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to play for arsenal?
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play cricket for the Netherlands?
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Be a racing driver?

(btw, I've no idea what Phoenix and all these puns are all about. I just play along lest I incur someone's wrath)
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Nope, all wrong so far.

It is to do with football management though.
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manage an fa cup winning team?
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Manage Ajax.
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Manage England?
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Line manager in a call-centre?
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Post by darcle »

Still wrong, although it is to do with football management in england.
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Manage Chelsea?
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manage liverpool?

what sort of screwed-up child wants to be a manager rather than being a player?
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Post by darcle »

As its been a few days and still no rigt answer ill let you know what it is:

Martin Jol's childhood dream was to become the Spurs manager and bring silverware to the club before he moves to his next managerial position.

Ill pass the reigns onto any person who so wishes to take the challenge of posing another question.
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bah. that is one bizarre dream. anyway spurts got knocked out yesterday so his prescience is as ropey as his management. it was amusing to see a typical football thug try and punch lampard. the stupid bastard.

if i might be so bold:

what is the connection between orchids and avocados? (nothing to do with botany.)
nobody ever wins on those things.
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High fat content?
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well maybe, but it's not the answer on my card.

some chinese herbal remedies could also be included in this elite group (but i don't speak any chinese so don't know the names).
nobody ever wins on those things.
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