Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:22 pm**

i know that jeremy beadle had the second video phone so i'll go for him

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:24 pm**

Who's the author ?

Rushdie/Archer possibly.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:48 pm**

The author is Douglas Adams.

The man in question is a well known gadget fiend.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:55 pm**

trevor baylis?

if this is right it is my bad as he is a family friend.
but it is probably not right.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:00 pm**

Nice bit of name-dropping

The chap in question was also the last "Pipe Smoker of the Year" before the award was discontinued.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:01 pm**

that'll be clarissa dickson-wright then

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:14 pm**

Surely you jest?

Just in case you're not, this chap has appeared in numerous TV shows including Countdown. He also suffers from bi-polar disorder.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:21 pm**

stephen fry? i'm a huge fan

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:28 pm**

It is he.

And now it is you.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:32 pm**

too kind, didn't realise he was a pipe smoker or a mate of douglas adams. you live and learn.

okay: some dozy doris in dorset had her house burn down (nearly) yesterday in a blaze caused by what?

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:42 pm**

Anything to do with flammable alcohol?

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:51 pm**

nope it has to do with a magnifying glass effect of something but there is a delicious irony.

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:48 pm**

Heh. I had to cheat in the end.

She certainly didn't see that one coming

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:14 pm**

is it a glass eye ?

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:58 pm**

nope, this is old news now so i will spill the beans. she was a clairvoyant and the fire was caused by her crystal ball.

over to anyone who wants it

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