Fruit Machine Chat

Man walks into a the arcade im in yesterday.... 4 pound in, 500 out.

3 hours later he has put it all back in, i know these can do 2 in a row and buzz a little bit after but as they are random i was so surprised that he put it all back in! He also had a reel king drop four down for 260 with a few quid in.

Lucky man but what a mug!

indeed, i wood have been happy with the 496 profit and wood have gone and done a few pubs wot a tit

and thats why he's an................addict

I would of definitly walked. When i catch a £500 of a couple of quid i quit gambling for a few weeks!

Eventually i end up bang on em again! Not the s16s though, there only good for a few quid.

I agree, an addict.

Visas to the max
Loans to the max
loan defaults
CCJs

Breakfast
20p tin of plum tomatoes
Lunch
8p Noodles
Dinner
7p tins of beans
Supper
Boiled rice

Until payday!
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And as the government have relaxed gambling laws and gambling firms know how to manipulate vulnerable people, a grim future is in store

J.Vickers (former addict) Now a successful player (Thank God!)

jeffvickers wrote:I agree, an addict.

Visas to the max
Loans to the max
loan defaults
CCJs

Breakfast
20p tin of plum tomatoes
Lunch
8p Noodles
Dinner
7p tins of beans
Supper
Boiled rice

Until payday!
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And as the government have relaxed gambling laws and gambling firms know how to manipulate vulnerable people, a grim future is in store

J.Vickers (former addict) Now a successful player (Thank God!)

You're still an addict mate.

Sorry! (No offence)

yeh arcade addicts always plan on after a (500) JP from what I've seen, if it's not the same machine, it will be pumped into another - I often notice how they have £450ish when I go in the arcade, and by the time I have played the 1/2 hi-tech machines they have the bank is down to £150ish, amazing how quickly they lose all the money...

its always worth trying that extra bit after the jp on the slotto's...many a times i have seen the 2nd full screen drop, still very infrequent but not uber rare..on average i'd say another £60-80bar worth of spins..a recent story an associate was playin 1 line just to "grease it up" and boom full screen..lmao...25pd..anyhows he played on 20lines from then-on, took 300 for the jp...he took the money after about 2 more spins...no-1 else played it that night.....then next day a guy put about 80-100pd in for another jp...but u kant justify any of this shit becoz these are " random " dont forget!!..??

degeneration wrote:a recent story an associate was playin 1 line just to "grease it up"

Say what?

degeneration wrote:but u kant justify any of this shit becoz these are " random " dont forget!!..??

Correct ...

greasing a machine up is the practice of applying large amounts of chip fat into the coinslot which, over time, allows the machine to pay out much more regularly.

I used it on a bar x last week and won £6k. it was proper off it's tits.

It's true......

I thought it was the process of 'Lubing up' its payout hole, so for just once in your life you could say you fucked the machine rather than it fucking you.

lol yup...