"Lucky" on the roulette

jesterman · Post by **jesterman** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:49 pm

Well done that man on the roulette today in Kensington!

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:48 am

And you wonder why stuff don't last?

joe3_3 · Post by **joe3_3** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:23 am

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thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:02 am

Change!

ob · Post by ob » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:22 am

this aint about lucky 8 surely?!?! every fucker knows?

JG · Post by JG » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:23 am

No this is the latest top secret, or well it was, top secret emptier for bookies roulette. Only the Industry people and chums knew about it. However now it seems it is out the bag and no, it's not 'taking the phone off the hook', this was a licence to print money, not having to wait for your 1/408 shot to come up.

jesterman · Post by **jesterman** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:30 pm

Just to clear something up people.

I've had a few pm's regarding this thread, but I was only having a laugh with some bloke who had a terminal on "free play".

Win after win!

I'm sure it wouldn't pay out anywhere near £6,000 if it was real money.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:41 pm

LOL! Everyone = pwnd!

davidpom · Post by **davidpom** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:28 am

Most I ever saw a fellow punter win was about 2000GBP on a William Hill FOBT. He was on roulette, played six numbers only (19 - 25 I think), and basically covered them with 10GBP on each number full on, with lots of splits and corners and stuff. He was outlaying about 150 or 200GBP per spin. Most times he would hit nothing, then suddenly he'd get a big whammy (and generally leave after that - not surprising).

Biggest win I ever got from an FOBT was 500GBP, and that took me about 3 hours of playing blackjack on it for fairly minimal stakes (5 - 10GBP per hand, 1-2 hands per time). But that was a one off.

I've never seen ANYONE win 6K on one. Maybe its possible though...

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:17 pm

before they were capped at 13.60 or wotever it is saw a bloke win 26,000 on one, there was about 50 ppl crowded around tapping haha

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:57 am

if you have £26k to win/lose on the touch of a button, you will also have a cleaner working for minimum wage.

it devalues money but we are all guilty of this if the pub pays us to go inside.

my cleaner gets MW+0.2% and i stand behind her with a whip. sometimes i tickle her with it.

sometimes i tickle her belly-button with my cock, then she gets a 50p bonus.

JG · Post by JG » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:24 am

Was that the real Istenem?

I have never heard such talk of tickling cocks.

Some day they will have parlour games where £26k can be won by spelling Zarqwojokioxiosikizzly on the board.

I assume your cleaner is pan worthy.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:07 am

somebody was vey,vey dvunk last night

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:36 pm

that is a vicious calumny Lugsy, i was as sober as oliver reed, i always am on sunday night.
quite aside from my filthy pans, she is as good as gold but it is humbling that she works like a dog (or vixen as necessary) for £8.00 an hour. here is a picture i took of her when she had done some very good sweeping. i gave her a chocolate drop* and she stood on her hind feet all by herself.

* actually rohypnol

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:23 pm

This is my sort of comedy!