Fruit Machine Chat

i am officially as mad as a box of frogs: i was talking to my japseye earlier.
always thought it was a bit weird when some fella on the fruit was having a conversation with noel edmonds, but now i am that oddball. ops:

come to think of it, i also talk to my oven, but only when i am reheating curry when i do a silly indian accent. i think it makes it quicker.

i was talking to my japseye earlier.

There are well known anecdotes describing people having lower ribs removd to achieve that feat...

Dare I ask what you were talking to it about?

Even worse:

Once I was convinced the quiz machine was talking to me (continually, over a period of several minutes)

Suppose that's what happens if you play them almost non-stop for ten days..

hahaha

maybe it does make it cook quicker... im gonna try it


i talk to noel a lot... he nomally replies "i want to give you a lot of money"

or "good one"

lol

"madness they call it madness"