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did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:57 pm
by Istenem
he had to make do with the finger buffet.

he was okay, he'd ordered a~head.

he passed his friend on the way home.

he had to pay an arm and a leg. (missing the point but good try.)

this is my standard last question on a pub quiz; i need some wit and this might be the place.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:07 am
by Mattb
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got given the cold shoulder 8)

Howzat? :D

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:02 am
by WaterGate
Please bear with me. What is the statement of this thread??? :o ops: