Fruit Machine Chat

evening. Im sure lots of you were lucky enough to finish for chrimbo today. 4 of popped into our local at 1 for some festive drinks and to check out issue 55.

When we arrived there were 4 guys playing. 3 hours later they were still on, no complaints over this as ive done the same myself. What ive never done though is leave 50p in the machine and go for a cig, leaving one guy to keep guard. 4 times this happened.

Ive also never left 50p in the machine, sat at the table next to the machine and eaten a 2 course meal whilst barking at anyone who dares approach the machine. They won a quid twice in 3 hours. I hate them. There rant over.

And qm hinted there's a nice treat on 55. I doubt im anywhere close qm but there's one game thats on another 'level' for me profit wise.

Merry christmas everyone and hope the new year's a profitable one.

complete empathy, not seen anything this drastic for many years though. was worse in the 80's when the sites were much scarcer.
merry solstice festival to you and to all those like minded players out there,

PIKE

i agree, but it is a free fiver for two minutes of looking at easy Qs and getting them right while watching the football.

don't tell anyone about the free 3x17

When morons leave the machine with 50p in (higher percentage in casinos) and head for the loo play machine, protest your innocence and profer the dimwit his/her 50p. works for me.

and if somebody says they are playing the machine whilst eating a meal say i cant see anybody playing eating .they havent got a leg to stand on. my technique(should be a un ambassador for my tact & diplomacy) has worked to date.

Your technique will get you a smack in the mouth one day.