Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:00 am**

somebody approached me in a pub tonight and told me ' youre good you could make a living from this' 17 and a half years after the event happened!

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:22 am**

Are you a teacher/Do you write the questions?

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:53 am**

"You play these a lot, then?"

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:40 am**

"There must be some trick to these"
" How could anybody know that?"
"Do you want to join my quiz team?"

and my personal favourite........

"Will you play for me if I give you 50p?"

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:26 am**

hahahaha lmao here are mate if I give you £1 win for me??? erm yeah ok mate then i will proceed to flatten my whole route and you will be up £500 and i will be down petrol, food and accomadation.

Youre good?

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:50 pm**

"Are you autistic?!! F**k me you're like f**king rain man mate!" this was drunkenly shouted to me by two geordies one night in Newcastle

Posted: **Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:09 pm**

my fave from years ago was when playing a crystal maze and some onlooker enquired;
"are you some sort of robot or something?" to which i quickly replied
"affirmative"!

Posted: **Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:16 am**

My clear favourite has to be a similar one to QM's. "Why would you know that?", i clearly didnt bother gettin' into a conversation trying to explain to the moron, that to know a ruddy answer just might earn you more money.

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:32 pm**

i've had publicans follow me after leaving their pub (having had a pint and having won a modest sum) and on to the next pub to (very obviously) spy on whatever dastardly techniques i've been using to fiddle the machines.

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:37 pm**

[quote="foxy"]my fave from years ago was when playing a crystal maze and some onlooker enquired]legend.

Posted: **Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:59 am**

"so if I give you £5er, you can turn it into £50 ?"

Yes. Yes I can.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:25 pm**

Playing Word Up you get used to people saying "You've got 'SET' in the left hand corner" - someone topped this last week, saying "Are you allowed sports words ? 'Cos if you are, you've got NFL."

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:38 pm**

jonesey wrote:Playing Word Up you get used to people saying "You've got 'SET' in the left hand corner" - someone topped this last week, saying "Are you allowed sports words ? 'Cos if you are, you've got NFL."

I've had friendly (but potentially intimidating) drunks come up to
point out CARDS or something when I'm trying to get rid of vowels. Being a pathetic coward, I'm tempted to take it

Recently one guy stood behind me repeating "How DID you spot that? Wow!" over and over. Bear in mind I'm a total Hacker and rarely get words over 100 points... it really is the only game that attracts nutters

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:58 pm**

Was at a gig a few months ago with a £25 extreme, and as i managed to nudge trick the JP(only ever managed to do it twice) just as i was nudging the JP in i was told "there is only ever one winner". it repeated too which made it even more funny for me as then he came out with "i bet it cost you more than that to win though"

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