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David Healy
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Post by David Healy »

QuizMaster wrote:I could probably start a brand new thread on this game, such are the inaccuracies contained within.........

DOND today:

Which of these is a fruit?

Tomato
Potato
Orange

I was already concerned, since tomato technically classes a fruit.

And it wanted tomato of course, which cost me my try again, which cost me the deal, which cost me money.

'It's getting interesting', said Noel, as I punched my fist through the screen, which knocked the monitor off ha ha. So at least Noel won't skank any more people today at least.

I fail to see what your problem was with this question.

Tomato = Fruit

Potato = Vegetable

Orange = Colour

Fairly straightforward question if you ask me.
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You could argue that, but it's a bit sneaky really, as picking 'Orange' is just as valid an answer as picking 'Tomato', although we all know hat the machine was looking for...

What would you call that 'orange colured' fruit with segments and pips then? :)

Erm... that'll be 'An Orange'.

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Post by Nil Satis »

Countdown has a nice one - What was a cinema owner asked to remove from his roof in 1990? Two of the answers are:

A - a fibreglass fish
B - a plastic shark

As the correct answer is a fibreglass shark (http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm) you have to take pot luck on which answer it wants and naturally I chose the wrong one (a plastic shark), thereby losing the £3 I had patiently won on the game. Grrrrrr......
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Post by lukey89 »

Not really a question bug but...

On Cluedo I was given the bonus of being told the murderer was wearing a tie. "Excellent" I thought to myself as I warmed my hands to collect the winnings...there was only one tie wearing suspect left.

Lo and behold when i attempted to name the murderer, it was incorrect.

:shock:
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Post by cool »

interesting the cleudo blunder.Used to happen a lot on the original Cleudos. I believe they reprogrammed the later Cleudo to cover up their mistakes and stitch up the player as the machine stopped saying who did it , where and with what.
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Post by lukey89 »

That's good to hear that they have fixed that problem. I must say i have stayed clear of cluedo for a while though since then.
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Post by QuizMaster »

Here's another gem:

Who went to the moon in Vostok 1?

Neil Armstrong
Yuri Gregarin
Lionel de Benieres

I am now accustomed to the biffer wavelength of this particular question writer, and can work out what he means even though:

A/ No way would Vostok 1 have ever made it to the moon
B/ Yuri who?


If I had a £1 for every inaccuracy I'd spotted on this game, I'd have..................

About 4 quid
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Post by QuizMaster »

Another gem from the files of Wank or Not Wank:

In Darts, what the 'B' in WPBSA stand for?

Don't panic, the answer they want is Billiards. But what the fuck has that got to with Darts?

Now I'd have £5
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can't remember the question (something about rugby) but the answers were

samua
fiji
papua new ginea

well it wasn't fiji.
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Not a bug, but a horrible spoiler here.

Playing hex with a mate (not my choice, hate the bloomin' game).

Competitive sports. Used up all my letters to be left with _e_a_ ta_ra_

Apparently everyone plays sepak takraw these days. What a joke! :x

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ITBox Soccer is the most frustrating game ever. In one particular pub it ALWAYS freezes after you enter your name for the high score list. The amount of times I've had to ask for the manager, who has kindly got my deserved winnings out of the till, I can't remember.
In another pub, it decides every now and then to just not sense when the screen's being touched, meaning the timer runs out and you've lost 50p.

If I could find an ITBox Soccer cabinet which didn't screw up I could probably quit my full time job...
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Post by Ernest W. Quality »

Mattb wrote:Not a bug, but a horrible spoiler here.
Playing hex with a mate (not my choice, hate the bloomin' game).
Competitive sports. Used up all my letters to be left with _e_a_ ta_ra_
Excellent! It's a quality game which I played a bit as a kid in Malaysia. It's huge in SE Asia. It's like volleyball, but you have to use feet/legs/head and the ball is smaller and made of ratan wood fibres. It is incredibly difficult and often painful. Some players do bicycle kicks as the equivalent of volleyball smashes.
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Hangmanfan wrote:ITBox Soccer is the most frustrating game ever. In one particular pub it ALWAYS freezes after you enter your name for the high score list. The amount of times I've had to ask for the manager, who has kindly got my deserved winnings out of the till, I can't remember.
In another pub, it decides every now and then to just not sense when the screen's being touched, meaning the timer runs out and you've lost 50p.

If I could find an ITBox Soccer cabinet which didn't screw up I could probably quit my full time job...
I can barely get beyond £3 or £4 on it. How many points do you get in the average game?
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Ernest W. Quality wrote:
Mattb wrote:Not a bug, but a horrible spoiler here.
Playing hex with a mate (not my choice, hate the bloomin' game).
Competitive sports. Used up all my letters to be left with _e_a_ ta_ra_
Excellent! It's a quality game which I played a bit as a kid in Malaysia. It's huge in SE Asia. It's like volleyball, but you have to use feet/legs/head and the ball is smaller and made of ratan wood fibres. It is incredibly difficult and often painful. Some players do bicycle kicks as the equivalent of volleyball smashes.
Sounds good fun! :D

Incidentally Ernest, that was in the regal. I had a pop on WU, and the screen on both ITboxes was so out of calubration it was pointless. I only ended up getting about 750. £1 was only 800 points too, you would have been laughing. Bullseye down at 201 on both, and Spot The Difference down at 3/4 rounds for a £1. Easy money!

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Nice avatar HangManFan. Welcome to FruitChat :)
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