Fruit Machine Chat

pictured below is my ps3 coffee table ,

i have the white version for sale ,


its still wrapped up in bubble wrap , hence no photo

i bought it off my m8 , who makes em ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its resin /plastics and toughend glass, ,,,,,,,, looks fantastic and stylish in any room .

only 3 ever made ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, totally unique ,,,,,,,,, no chance of your m8's owning one EVER ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and if looked after well , through time can only increase in value.


a proper centre piece ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, your m8's and visitors are instantly drawn to it ,,,,,,,, and make jealous comments etc.





buyer would have to collect from leicester ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but maybe a chance i could deliver to london on a slot run (nowhere else).




gonna let you all bid for this one off piece ,,,,,( i think thats the fairest way for everybody ) ,,,,, either in here ,,,,,,,,,,, or through pm's if you prefer ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bidding closes ,,,,,,, tuesday 9am


all bids over £350 . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nothing lower considered

proper cool mate but cant see the missus giving me the go ahead.

looks good in your place mate, but i think it would look out of place anywhere else :/

members who can afford it ,should buy it, and why :P


dean ] ,,,,,,,,, could drive over in his st ,,,,,,, but would probably get arrested on his way home ''ello ello ello , where did you get that coffee table then my lad?'' ,,,,,,,, erm erm from a m8 off fruitchat officer honest ,,,,,,, ''course you did sunshine , in the van , you know the routine sonny''

mjd] ,,,,,,,,,,, dont think he would actually make it to leicester , probably get lost up a mountain ,,,,,,,,, besides not sure he could fit through my front door with all that hiking equipment on??? hmmm

silent] ,,,,,,,, not a good idea really ,,,,,,, if the table looked at him the wrong way , he'd kick its face in.

ratty] ,,,,,,,,, would have to reduce it to 37p ,,,,,,, and include delivery and a tin of mr sheen polish ,,,,,,,, then dissatisfied that he couldn't be bothered to actually rest his coffee on it ,,,,,,,, would want a refund ,,,,,,,,, start a thread ,,,,,,, and ide never hear the end of it

jg] ,,,,,,,, oh he can afford it all right ,,,,,,,,,,,, but no its not a spaceship for mr cadburys parrot ,,,,,,,,,, you cant pay me in treacle ,,,, and it doesn't go bloop

matt v] even though there is only 3 ever made ,,,,,,,,,,, somehow matt would turn that into 6

tiny] could by it as a present for mr glendale

kesh] its not just coffee table m8 honest ,,,,,,,,, you can put red wine on it too ''kesh would call me a clueless gobshite ,,,,,,, and that he was on those months ago

betch] ,,,,,,,,,,, total waste of time ,,,,,,,, '' me and our lass only drink yorkshire tea"

lugsy]matilda] would both love it ,,,,,,,,,, but it would have to get past her indoors

ob] would be convinced that it hadn't been tampered with in any way whatsoever

isty] would put me on the spot , asking question after question , in which peruvian city was the plastic from that table moulded in ????

gary chandler] would call me on his fisher price after school to arange delivery

mcstreak] erm ,,,,,, that is coffemate isnt it rich ??

scott] its a coffe table , not a pool table ,,,,,,,,,

nixxy] sorry m8 , theres no pole in the middle of it , and it doesn't come with a fit polish bird .

harry] you would love it m8 ''i bet u i wouldn't '' i bet you would '' i bet you i wouldn't '' i'll give you 8 to 2 on it ,,,,,,,, ''nah ,,,,,,, heads i'll buy it or tails i wont''

kidgloves] hmm mot sure where it would look better ,,,, scraptoff/wigston/loughborough or skegness ?


:P :P

Nice one.





Drill some holes in the corners and throw in a set of balls and i'll be round to collect it laters

trayhop123 wrote:totally unique ,,,,,,,,, no chance of your m8's owning one EVER

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=playst ... CD4Q_AUoAQ

theres a few of them about :/

silent g wrote:

trayhop123 wrote:totally unique ,,,,,,,,, no chance of your m8's owning one EVER

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=playst ... CD4Q_AUoAQ

theres a few of them about :/

i love the NES one lol.

yeah ,,,,,,,,, look a little closer though ,,,,,,,,,,, some of em are totally out of proportion , dont look like the real thing ,,,,,,,,,, and have a bolted on square glass top ,,,,,,,,,,,, as opposed to mine where the glass top is the same shape


i tell u what , that iphone one looks good though

That's a nice touch there tray! Did anyone bid/buy it? Or is it confidential? You do need the right room to pull it off though, I could imagine in some rooms it would look odd though.

it didn't sell to you guys ,,,,,,,,,,,, i'll put it on ebay when i can be arsed