Where do you keep your crown jewels ?
Where do you keep your crown jewels ?
Where/how do you store your nuggets when you are back from playing for the day ?
I have 2 leather money bags from the bank that I blagged when changing up a loose change whisky bottle. Each one can easily hold £500 coins so I keep my float in them.
Don't like spreading loads of coins over a surface for the night.
Annoyances include always losing a couple to the floor whilst transferring from bag to pocket.
I've tried filling a whisky bottle purely on nuggets but never quite made it all the way before dipping in/cashing it up at the bank.
I have 2 leather money bags from the bank that I blagged when changing up a loose change whisky bottle. Each one can easily hold £500 coins so I keep my float in them.
Don't like spreading loads of coins over a surface for the night.
Annoyances include always losing a couple to the floor whilst transferring from bag to pocket.
I've tried filling a whisky bottle purely on nuggets but never quite made it all the way before dipping in/cashing it up at the bank.
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You should come and play my new 'fell out of a lorry' £2 a spin Elvis then. I'm already about £3k in with my biggest win being £30!! No pots, no four symbols no nothing!!! Thank god I've got the keys to the note tray or I'd be skint!!! No doubt it will start to dump soon after maybe another £2k? Sorry I meant randomly start buzzing its nuts!! As its randomly taken £3k and avoided all of the higher win values.
Gonna start attacking the plug when it plops in four of a kinds for definate!! 5 cads? Fuck that! PLUG!!!! Just got to get the buggers!!
You should come and play my new 'fell out of a lorry' £2 a spin Elvis then. I'm already about £3k in with my biggest win being £30!! No pots, no four symbols no nothing!!! Thank god I've got the keys to the note tray or I'd be skint!!! No doubt it will start to dump soon after maybe another £2k? Sorry I meant randomly start buzzing its nuts!! As its randomly taken £3k and avoided all of the higher win values.
Gonna start attacking the plug when it plops in four of a kinds for definate!! 5 cads? Fuck that! PLUG!!!! Just got to get the buggers!!
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Mine are vacuum-sealed in batches of a thousand and then smuggled in jars of coffee beans to a run-down Monastery in Switzerland.
There they are unloaded and unpacked throughout the night by monks, who add them to the Monastery's donation box. The coffee and a promise of 5% keeps them awake long enough to ensure that the work is always carried out in full.
Each month the donation box is emptied and the contents are taken to the bank. Here an associate of mine who works inside the bank will separate my money and change it into £50 notes. The notes are then packed into an Adidias holdall and left in a changing-room locker at Rugby Council Swimmng Baths for me to collect.
There's a Monopoly Road to Riches in the bar there, if anyone's interested, although I did make an 80 on it last tme I was there.
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There they are unloaded and unpacked throughout the night by monks, who add them to the Monastery's donation box. The coffee and a promise of 5% keeps them awake long enough to ensure that the work is always carried out in full.
Each month the donation box is emptied and the contents are taken to the bank. Here an associate of mine who works inside the bank will separate my money and change it into £50 notes. The notes are then packed into an Adidias holdall and left in a changing-room locker at Rugby Council Swimmng Baths for me to collect.
There's a Monopoly Road to Riches in the bar there, if anyone's interested, although I did make an 80 on it last tme I was there.
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good job kidgloves i got the addresses you know where they keep the money.
pick me up at 10 and we'll do the route.
bring a crow bar.
i keep notes in a cassett deck (coz it aint gonna get used is it lol) and send my wifee to the bank with most of the coins.
pick me up at 10 and we'll do the route.
bring a crow bar.
i keep notes in a cassett deck (coz it aint gonna get used is it lol) and send my wifee to the bank with most of the coins.
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