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andybing1978
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well i have returned and have to say the slots are the most boring i have ever played, anyone else think so?

Ill be first to admit i like the slots in england, but in vegas they bored me - just hit start and watch your money go. Only think you can affect on most machine is the stake and when you hit play.

Stuck to poker and blackjack after a short spell on the slots
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lol well bad news I'm afraid as bingo clubs are buying these in bulk, as for some unbeknown reason they are allowed as many as they like in the club, on £1000 jp. Joy...
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Want to release the equity in your home?
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They are very boring, some of them have some good sounds & graphics but they're dire to play. I did have an $80 win on 1 though. which disappeared straight on the roulette.
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Post by Hong Kong Phooey »

My wife took me to Vegas for 4 nights for my 40th. I was very lucky. I hardly played the slots but when I did I won every time. I got $1,500 1st night. $2,400 second night. Didn't play 3rd night as it was my birthday. Last night won $3,000 all were single wins. The $1,500 was $15 a go and it cost me $60 to win. The $2,400 was $6 a go and it cost me $30 to get. Then the $3,000 it was $30 a go and I'd put in $300. I walked away as soon as I had won but saw one lady playing a poker machine at $100 a go and it took about 5 seconds to play each hand. Saw her get a $20,000 win and she didn't even blink an eye. Some serious money going down. Another man was playing blackjack at $2,500 a hand. Had a very pretty trophy wife/girlfriend/high class hooker on his arm. I was able to count his chips and he had over $100K on the table Don't think I will ever replicate my wins from a DOND . Downside was the wife spent it in the Louis Vuitton shop at Ceasars Palace. Still came home with a loss :lol: :lol:
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Kerry Packer used to play bacarat at 1 million a hand
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Me and the missus got married in Vegas 4 years ago, and, the first night we was there, I tried $10 in a machine and 3 red 7's dropped in.
I thought it might have been something crap like $20-$30.
I pressed collect and a receipt came out with $250 on it! :)
But get on the card tables is my advice. WAR is where the easy money is. :wink:
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Post by andybing1978 »

dont get me wrong saw ppl win on them but no idea how much money it would take to win a decent amount on most of them. only real decent win was a man playing video poker who won 80x his stake when he got a royal flush with some wild cards (not a bag a payout as it could of been without the wilds). I think it was a $500 win but didnt even really blink an eye when it came up

If i ever go back def wont even bother with the slots this time
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Post by Martal~Wombat »

Ah! Vegas! every slotters dream hol (if the pot is big?)

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Post by trayhop123 »

soz martin m8 but i gotta disagree with the every slotters dream being vegas post.
i went america for a month (not vegas ) and vegas would have been the last place i would want to go, whats the point, its all granny lo-tec random/progresive (dont start anyone :P ) shit, where we wouldn't have no advantage over the clueyest of clueys (hrk),
i spose i can see a slight bit of fun attraction, and even ive throne a few 20s into the randoms for fun, but looking at what we do as a professional full time job, vegas wouldn't and shouldn't be of any attraction to us, because iff anything as pro's we understand the pitfalls more than anyone ,..



and before one of you comes out with my m8 went over there and turned $20 into $20,000,,,,,,,,,, well if true thats just luck, ,,,,,,,,,, and good and bad luck comes to us all

or if your someone that dont believe in luck,,,,, lets just say a good slotter makes his own. :wink:
Little discipline = BIG issue

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Post by Martal~Wombat »

Millionaire in a spin m8, thats the attraction, i'm not
promoting the place or owt but i can see the fascination
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Going to Vegas this summer, cant wait. Not just for the gambling (sure ill lose a bit), but for the experience looking forward to a helicopter trip over the grand canyon!
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The last thing i would be wanting to do when im on holiday is play a fruit machine!!
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Admin it's awesome but prepare yourself for heat you could never imagine. I went july 3-10 a few years back & my god it's scorching. Hardly any gambling done as it's such an experience your too busy taking in the sights & shows.
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I think if I went I'd be skint first night :lol:
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