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randomest location for a working fruit machine

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:06 pm
by Istenem
a trendy shoe shop

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:07 pm
by bigv038
grand blaster cash? :lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:19 pm
by Dunhamzzz
and I thought burger king(guess where) was random.

Holy moly! Bet you have to shell out on some kswiss to give it a board though!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:28 pm
by theoak
haha; youd have to be a RIGHT mug to go and play that in a shoe shop! I assume thats the one off oxford street?

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:15 pm
by no name
Dunhamzzz wrote:and I thought burger king(guess where) was random.

Holy moly! Bet you have to shell out on some kswiss to give it a board though!
I can answer that - Burger King at Liverpool Street railway station, has a Most Daunting I believe.

And speaking of holy moly - there's a BP garage off the M74 near Glasgow that had a £25 Holey Moley in it.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:58 pm
by JG
the toilets at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I mean come on...can't you wait until you leave the public conveniences to start gambling. Empire Hi Spirits if I remember right.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:05 pm
by Nixxy
Streakypoos wrote:the toilets at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I mean come on...can't you wait until you leave the public conveniences to start gambling. Empire Hi Spirits if I remember right.
I feel a dreadful pun coming on here ...

You could walk out of the gents and inform your missus that you've just:

1. '... seen a Spotted Dick ...'
2. '... emptied a Big Cheese ...'
3. '... dumped a King Kebab ...'
4. '... helped myself to a Top Giza ...'
5. '... forced a Wobbler out ...'

and other equally poor toilet/fruity related gags :)

However I would not recommend walking out of the gents and mentioning '... holding a pair of melons ...' :wink:

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:30 pm
by rocket
PMSL....'forced a wobbler out' is superb :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:18 am
by blackmogu
Biker shop in london had an IT2. That was fun emptying !!

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:07 am
by bowie
My mate used to have one in the canteen at the asda he used to work in.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:24 am
by Dunhamzzz
bowie wrote:My mate used to have one in the canteen at the asda he used to work in.
that comes after the cafe/kebab category.

Asda you say? They must have filmed all those "ching cging" bum slap adverts b4 ppl done their nut in it!

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:58 pm
by no name
Or after they just nudge tricked a Docs & Nurses! :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:21 pm
by jeffvickers
My old bus depot used to have one, it still does.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:16 am
by Pingo
There's one in the mess room in Leeds tran station. Apparently some of the staff are right coiners and no pros so I am desperate to get on it.