Fruit Machine Chat

What's happened to fruit chat ?
It's been a long time since we've heard anything from lord linesman,
He used to come up with the best story's.
Since noels beards gone there has been less chat,
Even ruler of the world has been quiet this month.
I hope things can improve.

This is down to the fact that the retards now run this forum and the stewards (mods) don't have the bottle to ban them. I'm not making effort to sit around entertaining idiots... I come to check from time to time whether they have finally gone but they stay like the old grannies at the bingo. Until these scumbags leave this forum, myself and countless others who used to post regularly and actually posted interesting stuff, won't be posting anything fresh.