Fruit Machine Chat

Is every fucking hotel in the midlands fully fucking booked!

I'm suspiciously suspicious. You must have a £500 empty to be staying in the Midlands. Never stay at a Restover lodge. They're awful, sleeping in the car is much cleaner/get more sleep.

Ah yes, the 'lets leave accommodation till last'!!!

Then ur sitting in the car ringing around all sorts only go be disappointed as it starts getting lighter and lighter and u need a dump more and more and can't wait for the McDonald's to open at 6am!!!

Lmao

Remember bein in Hunstanton one Sunday (well it was every Sunday lol ) and a lad who I think was from norwich way who hsd short ginger hair and used to play golden games and other things I can't remember but one day he was wrecking loads of stuff and it was getting late and he says to me "you live far from here mate?" I say "35 miles away why?"

"was gonna chuck you £30, if you got your own place"

I was like na mate I got work tomoz as well, so he started trying to ring all the hotels n b&b s but its like 10/11pm so no one is picking up so he chucked me a 5er and I drove him to some part of Hunstanton and he said he would "rough" it out till morning and get a bus home, he then asks me if I had a news paper because he needed a shit lol

Funnily enough about 18 months ago I walk in to Cambridge servos and I recognise him and he's with him missus playing rainbow and I spoke to him n he asked if I was "playing" now n I said yes. He was on his way down Newquay for a holiday n had stopped in servos for a quick punt.

It was a long time ago because
A) I wasn't banned from everywhere.
B) I remember telling him about the power 5 on a 5 and he put me on the phone to his mate to explain it.

streakseims wrote:it lol

B) I remember telling him about the power 5 on a 5 and he put me on the phone to his mate to explain it.

careful streaky m8 ,,,,,,,,,, thats testifying to a 3way info chain spread ,,,,,,,,,,,, there's a certain person on here that would say your an unworthy toerag ,,,,,,,*





































* unless of course his m8 on the phone was his holyness ,,,,,,, then that would be perfectly ok lol

I was not even playing then it was a trick I was told by some random lad in the bowling ally in Cambridge lol

Put it this way, The lad showed me how you could get JP on pie factory from the dynamite feature and I thought he was a legend lol

I've just eaten calamari with a lemon and garlic dip.

Any good?

im currently working through a packet of cheap corner shop branded jaffa cakes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hmmm not exactly great , but passable

Anyone had
Jallepeno REAL Crisps?

Fooking Legendary!

they make 1 side of my face sweat lol

no but i know when ive had tooooo many raspberry j20's in one day ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, xbox360 !meh! ,,, meet the real rrod

Lmao!

hot stuff pizza dominos....cant beat it.....get a ring sting in the morning tho...

i had a dominoes today, first time i tried cookies OMG!!!

streakseims wrote:Any good?

Obviously, I made them myself and the dip.