what is like to be a genuine customer in a pub

eurovision1984 · Post by **eurovision1984** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:23 pm

I just went to a pub which had a starwars,
The machines gone & i put on 15 songs & bought 3 glasses of red wine & offered everyone a drink,
Its quite bizzare but its true.
Having a great time being a genuine customer.
Regards eurovision.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:04 pm

good thread

even non player , genuine pub customers must have experienced suspicions nasty landlord situations through our actions and through no fault of their own etc , that must have left some of them bewildered

Real Pro gamer · Post by **Real Pro gamer** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:46 pm

U must of stood out a mile, to be a genuine customer you've got to stand at the bar, be bitter as fuck and growl at every new face that walks through the door

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:25 am

Also dont play the machine! You really did that mate? Why not go down the road?

eurovision1984 · Post by **eurovision1984** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:30 am

After i left the pub, I then went to a shisha bar & restaurent & at the same time i met 2 russian woman,
The ugliest of the 2 went to buy cigarattes, with £20 i gave her,
However she did not return,
The other girl asked to leave,
I left with her,
I realised that i was being conned.
I came back to the shishi bar/restaurant & smoked the shisha by myself.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:45 am

All sounds fun! Lucky to get that in ipswich! :-)

eurovision1984 · Post by **eurovision1984** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:00 am

eurovision1984 wrote:I just went to a pub which had a starwars,
The machines gone & i put on 15 songs & bought 3 glasses of red wine & offered everyone a drink,
Its quite bizzare but its true.
Having a great time being a genuine customer.
Regards eurovision.

I tipped the bar woman £5 just so that i could hear all my songs,
I had to entertain this old alcoholic,
Just so that i could remain in the pub after the pub was closed.
I was forced to leave after the 13th song.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:15 am

Can we ask what songs were on the playlist? I always like to put something controversial on. Nazi marching anthems.

eurovision1984 · Post by **eurovision1984** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:31 am

If you must know i will tell you,
ABC, Paul MCartney, John Lennon,
Billy Joel, Tom Petty & the heart brakers,
John Denver, Paul Young, Fleetwood Mac,
Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Depeche Mode,
Tears For Fears & Tony Christie,

Regards eurovision.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:03 pm

He has finally completely cracked. I would pretend to be sad, but I won't.