Teachings of The High Priest of Gaming
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:43 am
Fruitchatters...
I shall begin with the wisdom of the High Priest bestowed upon me.
The High Priest does not see himself as the all-conquering, supreme being that you may be led to believe he sees himself as through his name. HE DID NOT CHOOSE HIS NAME! I honour him by referring to him as The High Priest of Gaming.
If you go to the Hammer Horror game, there is a card "Evil High Priest"... this is NOT in any way related to the man I speak of. He is MORTAL, he is NOT some sort of GOD! I do not WORSHIP him but I have immense respect and see him as superior to all other professionals I have met.
Let us begin with some of his teachings:
1. Treat those in the 'industry' as you would wish to be treated yourself, no matter who they are. This means even if you see a cluey, you must share all of your sentiments with them because...and get this... we are ALL EQUAL! Some may know more than others, but others know more in other fields than others who don't know what they know. Er, if you get my point.
2. Feed those who feed you and you will be forever appreciated and will forever appreciate them. In other words NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS!
3. Keeping secrets is evil. You must share certain things. In a world where we are the vast minority, we must stick together and unite against 'the machine'... obviously not the machines we play, the machine is something we shall go in depth about soon. Mind control of the masses puts us all in grave danger. Mr. Horse knows all about the tactics of the evil ones.
4. KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS GUIDANCE! He who defies the High Priest shall suffer immeasurably. If these teachings are leaked, it will spell apocalyptic scale disaster for all of us in the 'industry'.
5. The time is coming where we shall all either fight alone or fight side by side against those who wish to destroy and eradicate us forever. It is my job as messengar to see that we unite. If you all defy me, we shall get no where and the 'one liners' will have destroyed us all.
I hereby bury the hatchet with all people I have had 'fights' with here. The slate is clean. We must now work together to demolish the world we have been enslaved in and break the chains.
Again, please, cooperate rather than attempt to self-glorify in an attempt to look 'smart'. Only fools will oppose sweeping changes which are coming and which I am warning you of now.
Thank you, comrades.
I shall begin with the wisdom of the High Priest bestowed upon me.
The High Priest does not see himself as the all-conquering, supreme being that you may be led to believe he sees himself as through his name. HE DID NOT CHOOSE HIS NAME! I honour him by referring to him as The High Priest of Gaming.
If you go to the Hammer Horror game, there is a card "Evil High Priest"... this is NOT in any way related to the man I speak of. He is MORTAL, he is NOT some sort of GOD! I do not WORSHIP him but I have immense respect and see him as superior to all other professionals I have met.
Let us begin with some of his teachings:
1. Treat those in the 'industry' as you would wish to be treated yourself, no matter who they are. This means even if you see a cluey, you must share all of your sentiments with them because...and get this... we are ALL EQUAL! Some may know more than others, but others know more in other fields than others who don't know what they know. Er, if you get my point.
2. Feed those who feed you and you will be forever appreciated and will forever appreciate them. In other words NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS!
3. Keeping secrets is evil. You must share certain things. In a world where we are the vast minority, we must stick together and unite against 'the machine'... obviously not the machines we play, the machine is something we shall go in depth about soon. Mind control of the masses puts us all in grave danger. Mr. Horse knows all about the tactics of the evil ones.
4. KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS GUIDANCE! He who defies the High Priest shall suffer immeasurably. If these teachings are leaked, it will spell apocalyptic scale disaster for all of us in the 'industry'.
5. The time is coming where we shall all either fight alone or fight side by side against those who wish to destroy and eradicate us forever. It is my job as messengar to see that we unite. If you all defy me, we shall get no where and the 'one liners' will have destroyed us all.
I hereby bury the hatchet with all people I have had 'fights' with here. The slate is clean. We must now work together to demolish the world we have been enslaved in and break the chains.
Again, please, cooperate rather than attempt to self-glorify in an attempt to look 'smart'. Only fools will oppose sweeping changes which are coming and which I am warning you of now.
Thank you, comrades.