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deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:09 pm

Can somebody ring these and wind them up.

Oddfeet63 · Post by **Oddfeet63** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:29 pm

Who is it?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:32 pm

fashion cafe bar, colchester

now taking party bookings in between electricians,plumbers,pest control,dynarod and enviromental health callouts.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:35 am

So what did they bar you for?

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:48 am

I've never even played the fruit in there. I go in there order a pint, sit down and watch a bit of the football. Somebody was playing the fruit. I go up to the toilet. Then as I'm washing my hands the boss comes in shuts and stands in the way of the door. And at this point I remember a player got muged in here for doing the fruit, but all he said was I reconise you, you ain't playing the fruit machine. I played it dumb as you do. I go to walk out and he would not let me out. I play it dumb again and just said I'm here to watch the football. He luckly let me go. I then sat down watching the football and this bloke was still on the fruit he got DOND feature and it gave him £70. So I made out I was with the guy, that fucked fucked the boss off. I necked my pint and went. And that's it realy.

Not my worst experince but it just pissed me off. As I only wanted to watch the football wile I was waiting for the train

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:20 am

http://www.qype.co.uk/place/356580-Fash ... Colchester

Love the 3rd Comment! Pass on your comments too on other pub review sites.

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:56 am

Spent 10 mins writing an amusingly negative review of the place, only to find I couldn't log in. Sick.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:56 am

like it

I couldn't log too. How do you log in

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:24 pm

sign up then go to your e-mail & click on the link

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:20 pm

Has anyone phoned them yet?!

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:24 pm

I phoned them last night, I didn't say anything. I just constantly rang them. I think he was pissed off. Has anybody been there before?

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:48 pm

ran by a bunch of lairy turks.....claremont use the place for test machines alot,only really went in once years ago it had a sid wadell in by barcrest was a clone of ydd that failed test,shithole

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:03 pm

That's the place RUDE got pinned to the wall by 2 bouncers and robbed of all his coins(about £200)

the Cunt that runs it has it comin to him.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:42 pm

what dond isit?

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:44 pm

ITS THE PLACE NEXT TO THE ARCADE. ME AND TURK DONE A CLIFFHANGER IN HERE WHEN THE PIE FACTORY WAS IN THE BIG SPOONS. MUST BE NEW OWNERS NOW.