Fruit Machine Chat

If fruities paid out money only, money and sex or just sex, which would you take and would it make you want to play more?

And no I don't mean sex WITH the machine. Just sex that you'd enjoy, be it with a sexy girl, Cheesy Nibbles, etc.

Call it an irrelevant post all you like, after the crap I've seen on here recently I don't think any of you have a leg to stand on!

My answer would be both and yes I'd play more.

At least I'd get my money's worth for part of my earnings!

Why dont you stop posting shit and find yourself a good woman

MoG, I will pay you to stop posting under loads of different names!

Imagine a DOND style payout 1p was fat n ugly but 70 was ultimate blonde. Tbh honest I.would deal at 15 - 20 point. They would be half tidy but take it on the wrong'un. You could even let them have a half lager in front of the lads next day before you would tell them to fuck off

So a lose gamble would be std?

What is up with you people? Why Stevie, why would I need to have more than 1 screen name? Clearly I am the greatest, the most well informed, I have charisma and leadership skills in abundance and all from this 1 trusty screen name - Master of Games. You, on the other hand, are merely Master of Talking To Myself.

This is a great thread if used properly as a fun thing. Moaners just fuck off, make your own crappy forum.

I will teach you how to play chess one day MoG if you are lucky!

Seriously MoG, since ive been on these boards reading threads, yours are the most pathetic and usless.

You are obviously 'perhaps' a decent fruit player but , fuck me, pretty shite at everything else.

Now stop talking drivel.

I'm posting less, playing more. I get paid to play, not to post. Maybe if I got paid to entertain you lot, I'd be better at it.

Is this debacle still going on? Can Stevie play chess?

Stevie would never beat me at chess. Stalemate best case scenario for him (and probably.me).